No, No We Can’t

The Conservative Post believes Barack Obama will be the Democrat nominee, and as such, we are turning our focus to him. Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past couple months, you’ve heard the new gospel… “yes we can”. It’s the chant of the cult of the Obamanation (hat tip to Mark Levin).

In an easy and fluid manner, BO (aka Barack Obama) the great orator, ends every new socialist proposal with the uplifting and positive message… “YES WE CAN!”. Women swoon and people faint. Honestly.

See, I don’t think anyone is really listening, though, to what he is actually saying… socialist program after socialist program… trillions of dollars on new taxes, spending and entitlements. Wait… maybe they are listening… and that is why they are fainting… hmmm.

Either way, I’m jealous. So I decided if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So here I go with my best Obamanation impression… from a slightly different perspective…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I thank you for coming out tonight… I know, I know… I love you too. Ladies and Gentlemen I am here tonight because I want to talk to you about the future. A future that is in grave danger if we elect a true believer socialist like Barack Obama.

You see, he to likes to talk about the future - and hope - and hope for the future, and his words sound great… until you actually listen to what he is saying. So Ladies and Gentlemen the answers we seek are these:

Can the American taxpayer afford a new universal healthcare entitlement, that can easily require at least a trillion dollars in new taxes… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford the crushing burden of 20+ million illegal aliens gaining access to social security, medicare, healthcare, and educational services because the liberals (including BO) want to give them amnesty… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford $150 billion in new taxes to establish so-called “green energy sector” (whatever the hell that is)… say it with me now… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford a Obama’s new $1 trillion tax as part of a new UN Global Poverty program… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford $60 Billion in new taxes to support a new National Infrastructure Reinvestment Bank (whatever the hell that is)… No WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford another $250 million in new spending to bring teachers back to the Gulf region… NO, NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American taxpayer afford another $1.8 trillion tax increase over the next 10 years, an additional $1,800 in taxes per year for a family of four, by letting the Bush tax cuts expire… say it with me now… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American people afford to let down our guard against the Islamic extremists who are intent on killing every single one of us… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American people afford to allow Iraq to become a safe haven for Al Qaeda… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American people afford higher and higher energy and gas bills because the liberals (BO included) refuse to allow us to drill in ANWAR and other places in the United States… NO WE CAN’T!

Can the American people afford higher energy bills because the liberals (including BO) are beholden to the extreme environmentalist who refuse to allow us to build more nuclear power plants and gas refineries… NO WE CAN’T!

I could go on all night Ladies and Gentlemen… I could go on all night. But I won’t. I just want to leave you with one final question… can you, the American people afford to loose any more of your liberty by electing a socialist to the office of the President of the United States… NO, NO WE CAN’T!

Oh my gosh… someone just fainted… is there a medic in the house…?