If we’re going to be “infidels” then let’s get serious
“My only hope is when those terrorists get to heaven, they meet up with the kind of virgins WE had in Catholic school: Sister Mike Ditka from Our Mother of Eternal Retribution.”
—Robin Williams
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I know precisely how to win the War against Islamic Fascism. Guaranteed.
Obviously defining “victory” in such a war is difficult. But I believe that diminishing the effectiveness of groups such as Al-Qaeda by 90% is achievable and would probably qualify as “victory” in the eyes of most Americans.
To win we DO have to stop “making nice” with these vermin. The usual wartime “carrot and stick” approach does not and cannot work in this war since this enemy does not fear death (on the battlefield or via execution) and actually welcomes it. And they certainly don’t fear capture and detention within a legal system that is responsible for OJ Simpson playing golf this afternoon.
But we CAN change that if we have the will. We CAN make them fear fighting us. Fear being taken prisoner by us. Fear being killed at our hands.
How do we do that?
By being willing to use their superstitions against them. By utilizing the techniques that General Blackjack Pershing is said to have successfully demonstrated against Islamic fascists 100 years ago.
We don’t have to use “physical torture.” But we do have to radically change the way we treat them as captives, on the battlefield and in the media.
Although these individuals don’t fear death or capture by us, they DO fear “eternal damnation.”
Therefore, we need to publicly make it clear that as “infidels” we are forever changing the way we we will fight and treat our Islamc Fascist enemies. We will do the following:
- Film our troops spraying pig blood on our munitions (bullets, shells, bombs, etc.)
- Film our troops dipping their hands and bayonets in pig blood and “painting their faces” with it (i.e. a new warrior look)
- Film our troops collecting enemy dead and burying them with pig entrails. That includes any executed prisoners.
- Film uncooperative captives forced to share a cell with a pig or being manhandled / interrogated by menstruating female soldiers.
- Film captives on a hunger strike being force-fed pig soup (preferably by menstruating female soldiers)
- Film the aftermath of a suicide bombing to show the careful attention to detail paid during the collection of evidence. Suggest that no cost will be spared to the investigate the atrocity, especially the isolation and identification of the remains of the perpetrator.
- State emphatically that we will scrape EVERY trace of remaining residue we can obtain (and properly identify) of the remains of all suicide bombers and then include the filming of the burial of those remains with pig excrement. Make it clear that if you want to be a suicide bomber against us, you’ll pay with eternal damnation.
- Include sufficient narration in all the above video to elucidate what is being filmed and send copies of all the films to every major media in the world (especially to Al Jazeera) …… and make it VERY clear that this is how we will deal with our enemies
- Etc. Etc. Etc. You get the idea.
Doing the above would have an immediate dramatic impact in this war.
None of this is rocket science.
There’s likely a very strong correlation between Islamic fanaticism and degree of superstition. So the effectiveness of such measures would probably strongly correlate with the extent of how rabid and fanatical the enemy individuals were. Perfect.
Only the necessary “will” in this country is lacking. That will eventually change. But unfortunately it probably won’t change until an American city is incinerated. THEN the country will collectively be demanding that such necessary “ruthless” measures be utilized to crush those responsible.
It’s most unfortunate that 3000 dead on 9/11 were not enough for us to collectively come together and do what is necessary to exterminate the threat. I think it will take a million dead.
Have a nice day.
– Smitty, 2-21-07
March 20th, 2007 at 6:19 am
I LOVE this article; you are a man after my own heart!
If only we Americans were not so “civilized,” but my fear is that we are too politically correct and civilized to survive much longer in this Darwinian world. The Islamo-Fascists are un-civilized barbarians who believe with every fiber of their being that they are on a mission from God and we think we’re acting like we’re members of the UN pansy, peace and love brigade who think our advanced technology will save us. If we don’t very quickly come to a national understanding of who and what our enemy is and steal our hearts for vicious, bloody all out war then will we soon become just a footnote in history.
May God have mercy on us.