Laissez-faire

“Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read a Playboy with your wife turning the pages.”

– Barry Goldwater

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I’m Waiting For a Presidential Candidate Who Says ……

- He doesn’t want an endorsement from President Bush

- He will reduce illegal immigration by 85-90% within 6 months or resign. Then and ONLY then will we start to talk about a guest worker program

- If he’s elected, the US will get out of the UN, World Bank and the IMF. Their employees will have 72 hours to leave the country or face arrest

- He will “take the gloves off” against liberals and not his conservative base as President Bush shamefully has done

- He will veto more bills than any President in history

- He will not get all bent out of shape by “global warming”

- We will not embrace “Diversity” (how we’re different). Instead we’ll embrace what all real Americans have in common: A burning love of freedom and a healthy mistrust of government

- He’ll support the covert overthrow of both Iran and Syria recognizing that the mere existence of criminal regimes is a threat to world peace and the free world

- He will fight for school vouchers

- He will apologize to the Minutemen for the previous slander to them by President Bush

- Leaving our children and grandchildren the staggering level of federal debt accumulated so far is criminal and will be chipped away at

- Most “world opinion” originates from dictators, terrorist-enablers and socialist wingnuts. So it is wrong most of the time. Therefore, we won’t give a damn about it and we’ll instead do what is right for us

- The bodies of dead Islamofascist terrorists will be shredded and fed to pigs. Videos of that will be posted on the internet and sent to all news agencies (especially Al Jazeera). Every trace of dead suicide bombers will be treated exactly the same. Islamofascists will fear the US if he becomes President

- President Bush was not a conservative and he is and always will be

- Inmates in Gitmo will no longer be given copies of the Koran

- He will actually eliminate federal agencies, starting with the Dept of Energy and Dept of Education

- The federal tax code needs to be overhauled and abolishing the IRS will be on the table

- He will ensure that someone in his administration responds rapidly and harshly to idiotic criticism by liberals. No one in his administration will be a wimp

- Gitmo needs to be doubled in size

- Every roadside bomb that kills an American in Iraq that is traced to Iran will result in one cruise missile hitting a government target in Iran - - a one-for-one trade

- He’ll take the gloves completely off in Iraq

- No more entitlements (like the Medicare prescription drug program) will be added unless there is a concrete plan to pay for them

- A new federal program will never be added unless an old one is abolished (a one-for-one swap). A veto will be used as necessary to enforce this

- A new federal law will never be added unless an old one is abolished (a one-for-one swap). A veto will be used as necessary to enforce this

- He will only appoint libertarian or conservative judges and justices who revere our constitution

- He will push market-based solutions to address health care

- He will push for term limits for all elected federal employees

- Most Rap “music” is a cancer infecting our inner city youth

- He won’t make any deals with the likes of Ted Kennedy

- He’ll be open to trying different options in Iraq (e.g. splitting the country into separate Kurd, Sunni and Shiite countries, or garrisoning our troops in the north and letting the Iraqi people determine their own fate as we watch & simply ensure that Islamofascist government doesn’t come into power, terrorist bases are not created, etc.)

- He will create task forces to address Social Security and Medicare and “privatization” options will be on the table

- The growth in the federal budget will be kept below the inflation rate; i.e. there will be NO growth …… a slow decline actually

- “Multiculturalism” means “I hate my culture”

- Capitalism needs to embraced in the Third World to eliminate poverty

- Ron Paul will be his VP candidate or at least an important part of his administration

- He will argue that the time to debate the proper role of federal law enforcement and the legal system as it pertains to “consensual crimes” (personal drug use, prostitution, adult porn, etc.) is long overdue. Ron Paul will head up that debate. And to start the debate, he will propose to decriminalize (at the federal level) the possession of small amounts of marijuana in the home and encourage states to do likewise. He will argue that doing so is not signifying approval; it’s to free up scarce police forces that can instead be devoted to crack, meth and serious crimes

- The budget for PBS and the National Endowment for the Arts will be zeroed out the day his is sworn in

– Smitty, 6-2-07

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