Blue Collar Muse

Hat tip to my buddy Al for sending me this …

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”

The clerk says, “What denomination?”

The blonde says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.”

There’s nothing more to say …

Blue

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The Much Younger Trophy Wife pulled this up on the ‘Net the other night. It had been sent to her by, of all things, a single guy we know with no kids! I guess his mom sent it to him so she could fulfill her matriarchal responsibilities from afar.

In any event, it’s among the funnier things I’ve run across of late. Even our kids liked it. It’s called ‘The Mom Song’ and is a 2:55 compilation of everything a mom would say across a 24 hour day.

Wishing my mom was still around to give me the occasional what for …

Blue Collar Muse

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