Comments on: Global Warming, Its Not Just For Earthlings Anymore! http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2007/04/30/global-warming-its-not-just-for-earthlings-anymore/ Morality-Accountability-Pro-life-Common Sense Conservatism Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:20:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Doug http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2007/04/30/global-warming-its-not-just-for-earthlings-anymore/#comment-5 Doug Tue, 01 May 2007 10:18:08 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2007/04/30/global-warming-its-not-just-for-earthlings-anymore/#comment-5 That's excellent! And you may have seen in <i>The Sun</i> that European governments have asked the EU to examine, "the livestock question in direct connection with global warming... The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure." So... why not <a href="http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2007/04/cowbung-offsets-help-fight-global.html" rel="nofollow">Cowbung Offsets</a>? That’s excellent! And you may have seen in The Sun that European governments have asked the EU to examine, “the livestock question in direct connection with global warming… The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure.”

So… why not Cowbung Offsets?

]]> By: James Whittington http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2007/04/30/global-warming-its-not-just-for-earthlings-anymore/#comment-4 James Whittington Tue, 01 May 2007 01:14:55 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2007/04/30/global-warming-its-not-just-for-earthlings-anymore/#comment-4 I read today the dreadful news that global warming is not only savaging our own darling Mother Earth, but also several planets, planetoids and moons within our solar system. The casual observer might be inclined to speculate that an increase in the sun’s activity or solar irradiance might be a common thread linking all of these scorching astral events. However, upon reflection, I realized that only dimwitted, “extra chromosome” Conservative Republicans might believe such a preposterous hypothesis and that the truth of the matter was actually so horrific that my mind refused to consider the evident reality. The truth (and Dan Rather has proof that this information is being suppressed by FOX news) is that our vile, loathsome species is not only singularly responsible for global warming on our planet, but mankind is so despicably evil, so dreadfully malevolent, that our SUVs, air conditioners and Tex-Mex induced flatulence are destroying not just our beloved Big Blue Marble, but the entire feakin’ galaxy! Oh God, if only we all had the courage to stick a Lugar in our mouths and end it all… drats, gun-control! http://conservablogs.com/JamesWhittington/2007/03/12/boldly-going-where-no-man-has-gone-before/ I read today the dreadful news that global warming is not only savaging our own darling Mother Earth, but also several planets, planetoids and moons within our solar system.

The casual observer might be inclined to speculate that an increase in the sun’s activity or solar irradiance might be a common thread linking all of these scorching astral events.

However, upon reflection, I realized that only dimwitted, “extra chromosome” Conservative Republicans might believe such a preposterous hypothesis and that the truth of the matter was actually so horrific that my mind refused to consider the evident reality.

The truth (and Dan Rather has proof that this information is being suppressed by FOX news) is that our vile, loathsome species is not only singularly responsible for global warming on our planet, but mankind is so despicably evil, so dreadfully malevolent, that our SUVs, air conditioners and Tex-Mex induced flatulence are destroying not just our beloved Big Blue Marble, but the entire feakin’ galaxy!

Oh God, if only we all had the courage to stick a Lugar in our mouths and end it all… drats, gun-control!

http://conservablogs.com/JamesWhittington/2007/03/12/boldly-going-where-no-man-has-gone-before/

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