Conservative Common Man

The Drudge Report has a link to an article in the Daily Mail about two women who lead by example in the fight prevent the spread of the new plague upon the planet. This plague has been spreading for thousands of years, but only now in these enlightened times are we aware of it. We now know that the most evil, despicable, premeditating, coldly calculating eco-criminals are… children. (In the interest of full disclosure I must confess to unleashing five of these on the unsuspecting environment.)

The first of the beacons is a lady named Toni who shudders with horror at the thought of having a child.

[Excerpt]

While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal.

“Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet,” says Toni, 35.

“Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population.”

While most parents view their children as the ultimate miracle of nature, Toni seems to see them as a sinister threat to the future. [End excerpt]

The words “an almost religious zeal” seem to be a fitting way to describe the actions and ideals of these people. There seems to be self-loathing theme to most, if not all the “Godless” (by Ann Coulter) sects of the religion that defines liberalism.

In this case people are just bad for the planet and the other living things on it. The logic of these eco-nuts dictates that humans are the lowest form of life and should be limited or eradicated to benefit the other forms. Toni received top billing in the article because she did more to further the cause than the other lady. Toni, you see, had herself sterilized, but that isn’t all. Toni couldn’t find a doctor willing to sterilize her for quite a while and of course Toni wanted to have recreational sex. Toni used birth control which didn’t prevent her from becoming pregnant. Therefore Toni had the opportunity to partake in the ultimate sacrament of liberalism, abortion. This brave self-loathing icon has done her part to protect the earth from infestation by another carbon dioxide exhaling pollution producer.

Reducing one’s carbon butt-print via abortion can be rewarding, just ask Toni:

[Excerpt]“Every year, we also take a nice holiday - we’ve just come back from South Africa.

“We feel we can have one long-haul flight a year, as we are vegan and childless, thereby greatly reducing our carbon footprint and combating over-population. [End Excerpt]

I can’t help but wonder how they can justify their vegan lifestyle. Aren’t plants living things and part of the environment? Apparently these environmentalists don’t care much for the planet’s plant life given the fact that what they don’t eat they are attempting to starve of life-sustaining carbon dioxide. Perhaps they are not the eco-warriors they get credit for being. Perhaps they enjoy the publicity they get by hitting the benchmarks of liberalism and then telling everyone about it.

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