Feb 03 2008
Republican Prostitution: Training Suggestions
My editorial posted at Right Side News:
The Republican Party seems intent on running Senator John McCain as its candidate for president in this year’s election. Although it will be clear to most intellectually honest observers that McCain would be a better fit on the Democrats’ ticket, we as Republicans are being pressured to conform to the suggestions of the establishment and support Senator McCain.
We are told that we are throwing away the rights that so many men died for if we do not vote for McCain. The RNC has its reasons for supporting Senator McCain and those of us that oppose his nomination had better fall in line.
This is intended to help those conservatives that have trouble coming to terms with the impending catastrophe that is a John McCain candidacy, do their duty as Republicans. (Disclaimer: This duty is very likely contradictory to your principles and values, but remember the RNC is smarter than you.)
I. Voting
You have the right to vote, but this right has limitations. You must vote Republican. Any votes cast for independents, Constitution Party, or like candidates will be viewed as betrayal of the RNC, The Wall Street Journal, La Raza, Linda Chavez, and The New York Times.
There are several months until the general election, so you have time to prepare for the unpleasant task the RNC has assigned you. You may want to leave dairy products un-refrigerated for several days before consuming them. You may want to bathe with less frequency than usual. Record Senator McCain’s speeches and replay them while tightening a c-clamp on your non-voting hand. This hopefully will numb you to the things this man says and the things he will do. Anything that makes you nauseated or uncomfortable will help you prepare for the act you are being asked to commit.
Read the rest at Right Side News
[…] Conservative Common Man wrote an interesting post today on Republican Prostitution: Training SuggestionsHere’s a quick excerpt My editorial posted at Right Side News: The Republican Party seems intent on running Senator John McCain as its candidate for president in this year’s election. Although it will be clear to most intellectually honest observers that McCain would be a better fit on the Democrats’ ticket, we as Republicans are being pressured to conform to the suggestions of the establishment and support Senator McCain. We are told that we are throwing away the rights that so many men died for if we do not vote […]
Sam -
I do so wish I had said what I said the way you said it instead (just a little Dr. Seuss for you this PM).
Your way was way shorter and way funnier but made the same points!
Well said …
Blue
Blue,
Thanks!
Now I am going to pray that enough voters join me in not voting for Romney tomorrow.
Sam, I believe your opinion is on the money.
My wife says that whoever wins the Presidency in November will be a one term President.
I think she may be on to something. On the one hand you have the Hillary Haters and on the other, the McAmnesty Haters. Either one will be hated by a majority of this nation.
The main disgust I feel for the Republican Party is that they have let Democrats register as Republicans. When the Democrats run on both tickets and they both get the nomination, we’re screwed. That looks like what’s happening to me. That way the powers that be, CFR, Trilateral commission or whatever the political machine is called nowadays, will be in control no matter the party of the winner. The part that really is disgusting is that the RNC has the audacity to ask for donations to aid in their deception of party members. If you have a problem with it they just tell you to relax and enjoy it.
BA,
I can assure that every time the RNC has asked for money since McCain-Kennedy, I have refused and given them a piece of my mind. I realize that has little to no impact, but I get some satisfaction every time.
I’m sick of the GOP. One way or another, they were bound and determined that we’d have a RINO for our candidate.
Tammi,
I feel like referring to the GOP as the Repugnant Party. They indeed have made sure we get a RINO for a nominee. Actually, things have changed so much conservative Republicans may be the RINOs.