I shouldn’t be blogging since I have a huge math prelim tonight, but whatever. There’s usually at least one headline on drudge that I simply can’t resist.

I guess “Mistress Oprah” or “Mastah” must be what her staff calls her.

And then Oprah pointed out that now that she’s Oprah , she has “all these white people” working for her, and that in fact there’s only one black person on the staff.

Smooth, real smooth. But seriously folks, black people cannot be racist. As a matter of fact, you’re a racist for even thinking such a thing. (And don’t tell me you weren’t thinking it…)

Back to the books…