I used to think this summed up the cell phone scare pretty concisely. (No offense to the sillies who use those hands-free earphones! Haha…)

Okay, so Drudge has this as his headline, in very BIG BOLD ITALICIZED letters:

Study: Cell phone use increases risk of infertility

I read that and thought to myself, CRAP. I feel empty without my cell phone, but obviously having children in the future would take precedence over my need to call someone every five seconds.

However, the headline of the actual article states, “Men who use mobile phones face increased risk of infertility,” (emphasis added).

Okay, still not especially cool, but at least I don’t have to worry.

Note to my future husband: Stop using your freaking phone.