If I had $350,000…

I would not spend it on this.

I’ve nothing against charity, just Mr. Clooney.

3 Responses to “If I had $350,000…”


  1. 1

    Yuck! I really cannot stand that guy. I cannot imagine paying $350,000 to kiss his ugly mug. Now, if someone would pay me $350,000 to kiss him … I might consider it if it could be through a bag that was placed over his head.

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    You might have to use some of that $350,000 for a Haz-Mat team. Between that and our levels of confiscatory taxation, you would be left with enough money for a small latte.

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    That just wouldn’t be worth it then.

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