Surprise, surprise, SA Rejects Resolution 17 (and in the process demonstrates contempt for the Constitution).
Honestly, I think the real story here is in the picture posted on the Sun website.
1. Frat party + Guns = Disaster. Frat party + nothing = disaster. Guns might add excitement.
2. You don’t trust Republicans with your government, but you trust them with a gun? Classy. And, call me crazy, but I wasn’t aware that the founding fathers put party affiliation as a limiting factor in the 2nd amendment. I love how smart Cornell students are!
3. “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…” I think the guns help! What did one gun say to the other? NOTHING, guns don’t talk.
Personally, I am in favor of outlawing cars because a couple of my friends died in car accidents — vicious friend-killing cars — and we should obviously ban bridges and tall buildings because some people jump — mean, seductive high structures — and heck, can we please make midterms and finals illegal because they make me really sad.
Let the war on inanimate objects begin!
Update: I thought of a better one: The KKK can’t lynch blacks without the help of nooses! Outlaw ROPES!
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Wow, according to their own stupid logic, we should bring back prohibition. I wonder how many frat students die of alcohol poisoning each year? That’s not a disaster? What is it? Cleaning up the gene pool?
Sunflower Desert’s last blog post..Shooting at Jerusalem Seminary kills 10; wounds 35
If they don’t bring back prohibition, they should outlaw cars. This is because cars enable drunk drivers to kill people.
Sam Pierce’s last blog post..Washington Post doesn’t know the meaning of the word “illegal”
Planes sometimes crash. Let’s outlaw them!
News reporters are sometimes involved in traffic accidents. Outlaw news!
One time I ate too much and felt kind of sick. Outlaw food!
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Kevin, were you trying to be funny? Did you miss the following news items in the past two years?
1) NYC bans trans fats
2) Chicago follows suit
3) Chicago one-ups previous efforts and bans foie gras, too
4) NYC bans walking in the street with headphones, iPods, cell phones, etc
Sheesh, you can’t even try to satarise these people.
theobromophile’s last blog post..Beautiful!
Ummm … does that mean no more bacon in NYC or Chicago?
Sunflower Desert’s last blog post..This is no joke