Archive for September, 2008

Palin Derangement Syndrome: Bill Maher at Cornell

The latest disgusting manifestation of Palin Derangement Syndrome, courtesy the Cornell University Program Board (funded in part by my student activity fee):

Political Commentary With A Side Of Corn

Maher hit all the relevant topics, immediately touching on the financial bailout and moving right along to an incredibly amusing, if irascible, critique of Republican vice presidential candidate and “category five moron” Sarah Palin (“And I thought her baby was retarded!”) The best parallel he could think of, he said, to the intellectual schadenfreude of Sarah Palin’s candidacy was when William Hung arrived on American Idol. Responding to critics of a comment he recently made regarding Palin, in which he called her a “stewardess,” Maher offered a wicked apology: “She’s more like an Applebee’s waitress.”

This is absolutely dispicable.

I’m curious, will there be riots on the Cornell campus over this vile hate speech?  Will there be calls for defunding the CUPB for bringing such a classless idiot?  Will President Skorton feel the need to publish a column in the Cornell Daily Sun explaining how while we “abhor” Bill Maher’s hate speech, we support his right to say it?  Oh, probably not.  Because Bill Maher is not an independently funded, student-run newspaper like the Cornell Review.  Bill Maher is not conservative.

For background on the latest attempt to stifle free conservative speech at Cornell, see the following:

Protest Against Review Erupts During ClubFest

Students Want “Cornell” Name Out of Review Title

Review Alums Sound Off

Bleeding Hearts, Closed Minds?

S.A. Criticizes Review

Censor the conservatives!  They waste time discussing subjects the P.C. police have deemed taboo — time that could be spent mocking children with disabilities and mothers who dare to leave the kitchen!

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Link Love for Sarah Barracuda: 36 Days and Counting

Camille Pagila on Sarah Palin (hat tip: Neil).

NathaniaJohnson at Thanks to Palin has a great post, making the argument to judge candidates on their records and actions, not their speaking abilities.

Biden is told to ignore Sarah Palin at the VP debate.   I found the entire article to be amusing, from the notion that Biden is a “common man” (despite the fact that Palin is both more in touch with people and more of a man than is Biden), and that Palin’s experience for the VP position will be a problem, while Obama’s lack thereof for the Presidency will not be.

Sarah Palin/rape kit myth thoroughly debunked.  Turns out, it was the hospitals that refused to send the bill to the police station, not the police that billed the women for it.  Of course, the whole thing didn’t pass the sniff test to begin with.

Check out this headline from the NY Daily News: “John McCain: Sarah Palin’s the best, forget the critics.”  More from the LA Times:

“You know, they can complain all they want to. I’ll rely on the American people. The American people have responded to her in a way that’s been wonderful. And I’ve had — what  wonderful person, a great leader, and the most popular governor in America.”

Yes - in the Palin-trashing, everyone seems to forget that she had the highest approval ratings of any governor in the country.

As if we’re supposed to be upset.  A video of Sarah Palin, competing in a beauty pageant in 1984, surfaced and is making its way around the interwebs.   She competed in that beauty pageant to get scholarship money to pay for college; as the third of four children of parents who were both elementary-school teachers, Sarah was not born into the type of family that could pay for her education.  Good one, liberals: make fun of Sarah, and, by extension, every single woman who has been a cocktail waitress or a bartender - who has used her looks and youth to put herself through school, pay the rent, and make ends meet in the only way open to her.  Way to go.

Gov. Mike Rounds (R-SD) on mentoring Sarah Palin in ‘06.  Hit the ground running?  Didn’t need the help that newbie governors needed?  That’s our gal!

Sarah Palin stumping in Philly - while ordering cheesesteaks for herself and Willow.

One undecided voter at Saturday’s stop said she was charmed after a brief talk with Palin, and more inclined to vote for McCain. Shannon Sampere, 24, of Newark, Del., said she and Palin talked about good bakeries in the area, adding that she found her to be very down to earth.”She’s a very genuine person,” Sampere said.

Time Magazine on Pakistan President Zardari’s meeting with Sarah Palin.  He’s charmed; he flirts; Pakistani feminists and conservatives are outraged.

Ohio’s Republicans are selling out (yes, selling - they cost $5, unlike the other, free version) of yard signs with just one word on them: Sarah!

Ohio farmer (those Ohioans love Sarah!) created a Sarah Palin crop circle.  (Here, the farmer describes how he did it.  Be still, my nerd heart!)

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Does Obama Also Hope to Change That Pesky First Amendment?

As previously blogged, Barack Obama has attempted to shout down private citizens who bring forth valid criticisms of him by calling them liars, siccing the DOJ on them, or threatening them with legal action.  (You know it’s getting bad when the NY Times criticises Obama’s record for truthfulness.)

In the newest attempted coup against the First Amendment, Sen. Obama has threatened anyone who airs “misleading” ads with criminal libelApparently, our great constitutional law professor and Law Review all-star has not heard of New York Times and Co. v. Sullivan: a statement needs to be not just false, but maliciously false, in order to be libelous.  A statement that is merely “misleading” is entirely within the scope of the First Amendment, especially if such a statement is made against public officials.

Yet, Obama would squelch any advertisement that is in any way “misleading,” a standard which is impossible to meet in a thirty-second clip, regarding subjects about which candidates may have expressed inconsistent views. Unlike the NY Times v. Sullivan standard of objective falsity and proof of malicious intent by the speaker, Obama’s “misleading” standard is as substantial as fog.  Ultimately, he is the one who would decide whether an ad is “misleading” on his positions, as he is the final authority on those positions. Functionally, these tactics serve to threaten anyone who may speak out against Obama with criminal prosecution, thus eviscerating the core of our First Amendment rights.

In more action that reveals a frightening disregard for the First Amendment, Obama banned all signs at Saturday’s rally at the University of Mary Washington.   (Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.) Mary Washington is a public university; the event was held outdoors, in a public space, to which the public is invited.  The words “quintessential public forum” are probably not within Sen. Obama’s vocabulary.  If they were, he would be well aware that banning any and all signs, when the Secret Service believes that they pose no threat, is unconstitutional.

Obama’s tactics against those who voice opposition are not topics fit only for a law school classroom; they should enrage Americans who expect to be able to criticise their leaders without fear of criminal prosecution.  This is a freedom that liberal Americans exercise every time they criticise President Bush, hold a sit-in for peace, or complain about evangelical leaders - freedoms that are central to the operation of a free and open society.  We take it for granted that the police will not come knocking on our doors if we happen to make a YouTube video or a blog post about a person who is asking us for the right to run our country.  Obama would take that freedom, so basic as to be unnoticed, and trade it for political power.

Even if Obama were to know that the cases would be dismissed on First Amendment grounds, or the citizens acquitted, it is still incredibly wrong to use the force of government against citizens without the utmost care and judgment.  It is no small burden for a citizen to be indicted and arraigned, hire a lawyer, explain one’s pending criminal charges to one’s boss, and fight the police arm of the state.  An acquittal hardly means that the entire process was without a heavy price.  It is disgusting that Obama would even suggest doing that to ordinary people who have an opinion about their elected officials.

All in all, Gov. Blunt says it far better than I can.

Update: A “Truth Squad” member explains that the truth is not important.   That leaves only the “squad,” and we ought to ask why presidential candidates need non-truth squads, staffed with law enforcement officers, marauding about the countryside.

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Doing Our Patriotic Duty

From Volokh:

As co-blogger Jonathan reports below, the Obama campaign has sicced its lawyers on t.v. stations that might air a well-sourced NRA advertisement that correctly points out Obama’s longstanding anti-gun record. The proper response to such attempts to infringe on the First Amendment is to make sure that the video in question receives the widest circulation possible, to deter the Obama campaign, and other campaigns for that matter, from engaging in such tactics in the future. So here it is. Share it with a friend, with a note that Obama is threatening legal action against stations that run it, in violation of the First Amendment.

Here at Haemet, we’re big fans of the First and Second Amendments.  So, like Prof. Bernstein, we’ll also do our patriotic duty and air this offending ad.

If anyone can find an internal untruth in the ad, please note that in the comments.  (I’ll distinguish something untrue about what the ad itself says, and whether or not Obama has said other things that contradict a truth in the ad - i.e. an external contradiction.)

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Don’t Mess with the IDF

Consider this the second installment in our series, “Idiots being Idiots”:

Painful encounter:  2 Bedouins overpowered by Air Force pilot

Painful lesson: While driving to his base Thursday morning, an F-16 pilot was harassed by two Bedouins - an incident that ended badly for the Bedouins, Yedioth Ahronoth reported. 

Around 8:30 am, while the pilot was traveling to the Nevatim army base near the town of Arad, two cars driven by two Bedouins approached the pilot’s car. One Bedouin drove passed the pilot at high speed and then stopped abruptly. Later, the two Bedouins attempted to force the pilot’s car to the side of the road. During this entire incident, the pilot was signaling to the other drivers that they were behaving dangerously and that he would not take part in this game.

At one point the Bedouins managed to forced the pilot to stop the car at the side of the road. They subsequently approached his car with bats.

When the pilot got out of his car, one of the Bedouins attempted to slap him. Unfortunately for the attackers, it turned out that the pilot is not only proficient in flying aircraft, but also in hand-to-hand combat. After a short struggle, both Bedouins were on the ground, moaning in pain.

Beautiful, isn’t it?  They had bats… but they tried to slap him.  What, were they girls or something?

Lesson of the day:  Don’t mess with the IDF.  Egypt learned this in 1967, the Bedouins learned it this week.

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“American Exceptionalism” Is Not A Swear

Roger Cohen of the NYT criticises the McCain/Palin belief in American exceptionalism.  While spewing the usual smears against Gov. Palin (”her own batty way,” “Behind Palinism lies anger,” et cetera), Cohen gives us this gem:

The damn-the-world, God-chose-us rage of that America has sharpened as U.S. exceptionalism has become harder to square with the 21st-century world’s interconnectedness. How exceptional can you be when every major problem you face, from terrorism to nuclear proliferation to gas prices, requires joint action?

American exceptionalism is not an anachronism, more fitting for a world of the Pony Express than email; it is what allows us to, every day, defy the odds.  Human societies are not naturally free, just, fair, and prosperous; throughout history, the norm has been lawless, repressive, and murderous societies.  American exceptionalism is only an anacrhonism to those who are unaware of the lessons of history, which did not start two hundred years ago.

The Greeks and the Romans, briefly, were shining beacons in the world.  For fifty years, Greece had a democracy -  an aberration even in the West.  Likewise, the Romans, although ruled by emperors, had an elected class of government officials, to which any free man could be elected.  Scientific advancement - particularly in medicine and engineering - flourished in Greece, Rome, and Egypt.

From second-century Rome, would anyone have thought it possible that a time of unprecedented freedom, advancement, and prosperity would presage a millennium of the Dark Ages?  That it would take over a thousand years for a renaissance in which society advanced to the way it had been centuries before? that a renaissance would even be necessary, and the world would not always exist as it did then?

America - like any free society - can fall into another Dark Ages.  It is not decreed in the heavens that the West shall always have the freedoms that Roger Cohen takes for granted.  American exceptionalism is not about standing alone in a global society without allies, but rather about standing, unwavering, for those values - values which, if abandoned, would relegate America to the status of another failed experiment.

Trade, negotiation, and “joint action” are irrelevant to the question of whether or not America was founded upon and continues to stand for exceptional values.  “Connectedness” does not mean that we must bow our will to countries that do not recognise the basic tenets of freedom and individual dignity -those that deny women the right to be seen in public, excise the sexual organs of five-year-old girls, set up rape rooms and child prisons, starve their own citizens for their power, and are corrupt, cruel, and tyrannical.  We can work with other countries without replacing American values with those that have made other areas of the world into stinking hellholes.

To quote James Madison, one of those dusty white old men whose ideas apparently became irrelevant with the advent of transcontinental communication:

But what is government itself, but the greatest of all reflections on human nature? If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.

American exceptionalism is not about anger, frustration, or the dwindling dollar, but about the ideals of the patriots who, in choosing between tyranny and life on one side, and freedom and the threat of death at war or execution for treason on the other, chose freedom and what ever price could be extracted from them for it.  Such ideals are not contingent upon the stability of the price of oil.

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