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In Which Academia Flies Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Blogging on somewhat old news here (as students have been lobbying for this since I was in college, i.e. the better part of a decade ago): universities are accomodating student requests for co-ed housing.  (Story here.)  This is not co-ed dorms, where guys have one floor and girls another; this isn’t where the guys are on in room and the girls in another: folks, this is co-ed by pillow. 

Now, I’m about as libertarian as they come.  That does not mean, however, that I think every exercise of a freedom is wise.  Let’s break down the arguments for co-ed housing:

“It ultimately comes down to finding someone that you feel is compatible with you,” said Jeffrey Chang, a junior at Clark in Worcester, Massachusetts, who co-founded the National Student Genderblind Campaign, a group that is pushing for gender-neutral housing. “Students aren’t doing this to make a point. They’re not doing this to upset their parents. It’s really for practical reasons.”

There are 2,100 undergraduates at Clark; 61% are female, and 39% are male.  In any class, then, there are approximately 300 girls and 210 boys.  Is Mr. Chang really saying that, among the 200 or so men in his class, he cannot find a single person with whom he can share a room?  This individual need not be his best friend, just someone who won’t spill beer on his bed.  If he cannot do so, perhaps he ought to be a bit more mature before starting college, as the problem is with him and not the sex of his classmates.

More importantly, Mr. Chang is part of a “Genderblind” group.  Now, yours truly is not advocating for traditional sex roles - after all, she changes her own oil and brakes, has an engineering degree, opens bottles without the aid of a guy or a special little bottle-opener thingie, and does the visual-rotation-of-map-in-head driving (not the girlie landmark driving).  Nevertheless, not a guy.  My body does things that male bodies will never do.  (This woman, despite her best intentions, has proven that; the very fact that she got pregnant once she stopped putting hormones into her body indicates that she is pregnant; no man can do so.)  When you live with someone - when your body shares the space that their body is in - it matters whether or not you have the same body parts.  Blindness to gender is one thing; blindness to sex, another

Up next in the “clearly doesn’t get it” category:

Still, Feldman said her daughter is partly in college to learn life lessons, and it’s her decision. Samantha said she assured her mom that she thinks of Caspro as a brother.

If you think that you can share close quarters with someone of the opposite sex, when neither of you are dating anyone, for a year, without sexual tension, then you’re just naive.  Teenagers, however, are allowed to be naive - people often have to see things go wrong, time and again, to understand why certain proscriptions are put into place.  Adults, however, do not have that excuse: they’ve been around the block enough times to understand that these things rarely work out.  It is the job of the university, and adults in these students’ lives, to prevent kids from making these types of mistakes.  (As for the  mother who allowed her daughter to do this - are you freaking kidding me?  Mom, it’s really simple: “Honey, that’s wonderful that you feel liberated enough to live with a man without telling me.  Now, let’s talk about finances, because I’m not contributing a cent to your college education if you do that.  Be modern and hip on your own dime.”  Anything else is simply an abdication of parental responsibilities.)

There is no reason why universities must cater to this madness.  If students want to live with their friends, they can find apartments near the school.  There can be advantages to living with someone of the oppposite sex - men, for example, might appreciate the neatness and domestic flair, while women might appreciate having a body guard - but it is utterly foolish to believe that there will not be problems.  It is not hard to imagine that a girl may not want to come home to find six guys in her room, when all she wants to do is take her Midol, crawl into her pj’s, and get some sleep.  That’s not regressive - that’s civilised.  A final thought - anyone want to guess what this will do to the rate of date rape and acquaintance rape on college campuses?  Want to guess if a girl will report that her male roommate or her male roommate’s friend raped her?

Crime Sprees and STDs

Armed robberies, bacterial meningitis, syphilis and HIV!  Boy, has the Ivy League gotten risqué or what?

Lately, it seems like I’ve been getting CU Police “Crime Alerts” every week or so.  Shortly following the debate about campus violence and gun control (see:  here, here, and here), a “rash of serious criminal incidents” broke out in Collegetown and on campus.  Wow, now I understand why the College Democrats and the Student Assembly did not want to push for concealed carry on campus.  I feel much safer knowing there are unknown robbers out there with guns and knives.  Better them than me!  Right?

Now, in addition to increased criminal activity, there was a “Health Alert for the Cornell community:  Concern Regarding Syphilis and HIV in Tompkins County and at Cornell” waiting for me in my inbox this morning.  The alert has its own page at Gannett’s website and is featured on CU’s “Special Conditions” page.  I have to confess, this is even more exciting than the bacterial meningitis outbreak last month.

From this morning’s email:

Gannett Health Services and the Tompkins County Health Department are working together to make the community aware of the occurrence of multiple cases of syphilis in Tompkins County, including several in the Cornell community—student, faculty, and staff.

Hahaha… but I thought educated people were responsible when they sleep around.  I thought they were above getting STDs.  After all, it’s not like we put up with any of that ridiculously ignorant “abstinence only” education crap here!

Seriously, though:  “student, faculty, and staff”?  Can someone please tell me which professors have switched over to the Department of Whoreology?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Cornell’s Winter Soldier

The fifth anniversary of the start of the War on Iraq was a couple weeks ago, and the Cornell community has been “commemorating” ever since.  One of my lectures last week was centered on the situation in Iraq, a protester on Ho Plaza about peed himself when I said I support the war, and the Cornell Daily Sun is still publishing guest columns by everyone and anyone who has an opinion about the war.  It’s similar to when the 2000th soldier died in Iraq.  Anti-war protesters already had their posters painted and demonstrations planned.  It was as if they were looking forward to it.

I was actually impressed with the Sun on March 25, when they published a guest column by Patrick Byers ‘08, a veteran of three deployments to Iraq.  Unlike all the white people with dreads, Byers has a pretty unique perspective on the war.

In “Life During Wartime“, he writes:

The truth is that it is not the Army that discriminates against other members of the Cornell community. The truth is it is the Cornell community that discriminates against veterans, not openly or intentionally but regularly none-the-less. I wonder where my support group is on campus in any form similar to one established for LGBT? When I report to Gannett for counseling it’s mentioned that I might be better off seeking help through the VA. The truth is my only true resource is the VFW downtown, further extricating me from the Cornell community. I bet I’m not the only veteran who’s felt this way.

Just another manifestation of Open Doors, Open Hearts, Open Minds… eh?

Today, the Sun published another guest column, this time by Perry O’Brien ‘08 who served one tour of duty in Afghanistan.

In “This Winter’s Soldiers“, O’Brien writes of his experience as a medic with the 82nd Airborne Division:

As part of the humanitarian component of our mission, we also offered emergency care to local civilians who had been involved in accidents or caught in the crossfire between U.S. soldiers and Afghan resistance fighters. As might be expected, many of our patients didn’t survive. Rather than preparing these corpses for burial, however, as was always done with dead American soldiers, a different policy was followed for Afghans. After dying, Afghan corpses were routinely used as teaching tools for medical “practice.”

The first time this happened, I was re-stocking one of our trauma stations when I heard an officer yell out from the surgery room: “Who wants to see what a human heart feels like?” Following surgery, the patient’s chest had been cracked open to reveal the thoracic cavity. Soldiers were invited to come into the surgery room, don gloves, and feel around inside the body. Some took pictures. It was an informative lesson on human anatomy, but it was also a flagrant violation of both the Hippocratic Oath and international law, to say nothing of common sense morality.

The rest of the column is basically the same song and dance.  Leftist anti-war activists claim to “Support the Troops, Not the War”… but how can they morally justify supporting the troops when they believe the troops commit horrific human rights violations such as those described by O’Brien?  Answer:  they don’t support the troops.

On the other hand, I don’t buy into the story O’Brien and his fellow anti-war propagandists are trying to sell.  If only they had some semblance of legitimacy, but time after time the “Winter Soldiers” have been shown to be either not actual service members or simply liars.  While O’Brien is obviously no Jesse MacBeth or Micah Wright (fake soliders), I suspect he may be a member of the Beauchamp club.

Let me clarify:  I am not meaning to suggest that there have been no atrocities in the War on Terror. War sucks.  As of yet, there is no scientifically provable method of completely avoiding civilian casualties in a war.  Even worse, sometimes, stupid people get in the military and create non-accidental situations like Abu Ghraib - for which there is no excuse.

That said, these so-called “Winter Soldiers” propose that the United States Military is systematically committing war crimes, carelessly killing innocent civilians, and doing medical experiments on dead bodies.  All it takes is one look into the organizations that sponsor such testimonies to figure out their agenda.  Plus, where is their evidence of such atrocities?  They have nothing.  They are repeatedly proven wrong.

As much as I disagree with Ron Paul’s anti-war stance, at least his position is legitimately grounded in foreign policy reasoning and not in careless lies about the American military.  Why can’t the American left take up that kind of logic rather than vilifying American soldiers?

Cornell Student Assembly Rejects Concealed Carry

Surprise, surprise, SA Rejects Resolution 17 (and in the process demonstrates contempt for the Constitution).

Honestly, I think the real story here is in the picture posted on the Sun website.

Sign Language by Lindsay Myron

1. Frat party + Guns = Disaster. Frat party + nothing = disaster. Guns might add excitement.

2. You don’t trust Republicans with your government, but you trust them with a gun? Classy. And, call me crazy, but I wasn’t aware that the founding fathers put party affiliation as a limiting factor in the 2nd amendment. I love how smart Cornell students are!

3. “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…” I think the guns help! What did one gun say to the other? NOTHING, guns don’t talk.

Personally, I am in favor of outlawing cars because a couple of my friends died in car accidents — vicious friend-killing cars — and we should obviously ban bridges and tall buildings because some people jump — mean, seductive high structures — and heck, can we please make midterms and finals illegal because they make me really sad.

Let the war on inanimate objects begin!

Update:  I thought of a better one:  The KKK can’t lynch blacks without the help of nooses!  Outlaw ROPES!

Cornell’s Battle Against Constitutional Rights Continues…

At this point, I keep trying to remind myself that Cornell is a prestigious academic institution. Somewhere on campus, there must be signs of intelligent life. It seems fairly obvious that such intelligent life is hit-or-miss in the Cornell population at large, a rarity on the Student Assembly, and completely non-existent at the Cornell Daily Sun.

Latest news in the battle of students of Cornell University versus essential liberties:

S.A. Broaches Concealed Carry

…At one point S.A. President C. J. Slicklen ’09 had to ask members of the S.A. to “curb [their] side comments.”

After the resolution was presented, Elan Greenberg ’08, a representative at-large and the former president of the S.A., called the resolution “terrifying” and said that he thought it was only a matter of time after the resolution was passed before there would be a “deadly accident.”

Please, dear readers, try to curb your laughter.

I think an anonymous commenter at the Sun had the perfect response to the terror felt by Mr. Greenberg:

It is very revealing that Mr. Greenberg is terrified. There are two types of leaders: those who trust the people they’re leading and those who feel they have to act benevolently on behalf of those they lead. A true man of the people will feel secure with his fellow students armed, but an elitist will be terrified.

As if Greenberg’s position on the S.A. is not discouraging enough, he also happens to be a member of ROTC. Raise your hand if it reassures you that a future military officer doesn’t believe citizens have the right to bear arms!

Other comments on the Sun article demonstrate a depressing lack of knowledge, but I suppose that is nothing new. One commenter decries the notion of allowing 18-20 yr. olds to own handguns. First of all, this resolution is not asking to change any state/national laws beyond restrictions related specifically to campuses. In other words, 18-20 yr. olds cannot possess weapons off campus, so there is no reason to believe they will be permitted to do so on campus. That said, it still pisses me off every time I remember going into a gun store right after my 18th birthday and being shocked senseless that I was still not a full citizen in that I have no protected guarantee of the 2nd amendment… but at least I only have 114 days left of being deprived of my right to bear arms.

Yet another commenter asks one sponsor of the resolution, Ahmed Salem, how he can be comfortable as a blind person with the thought of everyone around him being armed. Uh… call me crazy, but if I was blind and could not see a crazed gunman, I am quite confident I would want my seeing friends to be armed and able to protect me.

Anyway, there was also a letter to the editor published on Friday in response to the Sun editors’ atrocious Thursday editorial, Way Off Target.

By a member of the Cornell Republicans: Sun editorial about concealed carry off base

In yesterday’s editorial “Way Off Target,” The Sun made several naïve assertions about the issue of concealed carry on campus.

It stated that “weapons of intimidation” have no place in the “open society” that is the university, marked by “free inquiry, unhindered debate, and giving full credence” to all opinions. The insinuation seems to be that, if allowed on campus legally, guns would be used to intimidate those with whom we disagreed. This hypothetical is completely and absolutely baseless, and represents a much larger flaw in thinking.

The entire letter is well worth the read. I’ll leave you with this gem that I couldn’t have said better myself:

It would behoove The Sun to enter the real world. Assumptions do not reality make, and safety is not achieved simply by perceiving it.

Lions and Tigers and Drunk Students with Guns, Oh My!

I think I have made it pretty clear at Haemet how I feel about gun control and big red targets. Oops, I mean gun free zones.

Well, the gun control debate has finally reached Cornell’s campus, and it’s about time!

The Cornell Republicans impressed me by displaying a series of signs on the Arts Quad last week. The signs discussed the recent tragedy at NIU and how it was not prevented by a gun free zone. The final sign was a picture of a rubber duck that said something to the effect of: “We’re just sitting ducks.” I didn’t have my camera with me or I would have taken pictures to post.

The Cornell Daily Sun covered the display in a pretty fair manner: C.U. Republicans Call for New Gun Policy

My favorite part:

Although prevalent on the Arts Quad during the morning hours, the removal of many of the signs by the afternoon conveyed a sense of disapproval from some members of the Cornell community who support the University’s “gun-free zone” policy.

Actually, what was conveyed to me was that the sign-takers are more disapproving of free speech and open discussion — concepts the university typically claims to appreciate. Honestly, that is one thing I can’t seem to understand about the left… their rabid response to the mere mention of the word ‘gun’. It’s like saying ‘gun’ is going to get somebody shot.

Anyway, there is a debate going on at this moment in the Cornell Undergraduate Student Assembly. The Chair of the Cornell Republicans and the elections director of the S.A. submitted a resolution regarding concealed carry on campus. The language of the resolution is straightforward and obviously stands no chance at passage at this wonderfully open minded institution.

Whereas, recent campus shootings at Virginia Tech and Northern Illinois University represent an intolerable failure of the “gun-free zone” to ensure the safety and the security of the students within it;

Whereas, the restrictions inherent to such a zone — despite the good intentions of the state and university officials in enforcing them — have proven time and again to hurt those they are intended to help and help those whose intent is to hurt;

Whereas, Governor Jon Huntsman, Jr. of Utah signed legislation in March of last year allowing concealed carry on all public university campuses in his state, and, in so doing, proved that taking such a step is neither radical nor impractical;
Whereas, there has been no reported rise of gun-related violence on Utah campuses in the preceding months, leading us to believe that the fear of lawfully obtained firearms is unfounded and misdirected;

Whereas, the oft-quoted Second Amendment to the United States Constitution states, in part, that “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”;

Whereas, we, like one of that amendment’s greatest advocates, believe that any such infringements merely “make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants,” and that “they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man” 1;

Be it therefore resolved that this assembly strongly urge the administration to take whatever action is necessary to allow for concealed carry on campus;
Be it further resolved that, should the administration refuse, we ask President David Skorton to instruct the proper authorities to prepare a detailed position paper on this issue delineating the reasons for that refusal, whereupon this assembly will then determine its own response.

Upon hearing that gun control would be debated at tonight’s S.A. meeting, the Sun published a news article and an editorial. You have to love their journalistic integrity by saving the opinion for the editorial and sticking to the facts in the news article… or, did they?

S.A. to Vote on Weapon Policy

I’ll grant that the article is remarkably clear and limited to the facts. However, I will file a small complaint against the editor’s choice of the word ‘weapon’ for the headline, which is arguably vague and encompasses more than the more accurate alternatives, ‘gun’ or even ‘concealed carry’. “S.A. to Vote on Gun Policy” or “S.A. to Vote on Concealed Carry” are both more accurate and fair.

The editorial is where all the good stuff is: Way Off Target

This afternoon, two representatives will introduce a resolution to the Student Assembly that calls on the Administration to advocate for the ability to carry concealed weapons on campus.

In the wake of the recent spate of shootings at Northern Illinois University and elsewhere, and at Virginia Tech last year, campus Republicans have suggested that “concealed carry” rights on campuses are the best way to deter such shootings and the best way to stop them once they begin. They argue that we are our own best protectors; that the right to bear arms is a fundamental right; that unarmed citizens leave themselves dangerously open to attack.

They’ve got it all wrong.

Well-meaning they may be, but the College Republicans and their supporters are — on this issue — way off target.

There are places in the United States where gun culture exists; where it is appropriate; where it is even necessary. Neither Cornell — nor any university — is one of those places.

Some may feel comforted by guns; for most, they are instruments of fear. More than anything, a university is an open society — it is a place that values free inquiry, unhindered debate and giving full credence to the kind of opinions that make people cringe.

Pardon my interruption, but I have a few questions.

Why are guns instruments of fear? Is it possible that many people are merely ignorant about guns and gun-related policies? Is it possible that the vast majority of the Cornell population that grew up in NYC / Long Island / Philadelphia are most accustomed to guns in the hands of criminals rather than in the hands of law-abiding citizens? But, of course the all-knowing Sun is correct: guns are the bad guys in crime, not the criminals themselves.

In this spirit, weapons of intimidation have no place here. If, in the last analysis, we remain less safe, it is a risk well worth taking.

Oh, right. Weapons of intimidation. You know what? Hell yeah I want anyone who thinks about coming to Cornell with an intent to kill to be intimidated. I want them to wonder, does that cute girl have a gun? What about that elderly gentleman? Is this really worth it?

Secondly, I am reassured by the Sun’s determination that being less safe is better than having guns. At least they recognize that we are less safe without guns. I was starting to wonder if they completely lacked any logical reasoning skills.

That said, school shootings are not to be trifled with. Murder is not to be trifled with. While an amount of risk is incumbent upon a free society, its members also share a responsibility to mitigate that risk.

The Republicans present a false choice between concealed carry and abject vulnerability. There are more moderate options that keep us safe even as they preserve another kind of security: the comfort that comes with the assumption that your lab partner isn’t packing heat.

There are certainly areas in which Cornell can do better. More CUPD officers walking beats would go a long way towards fostering a sense of safety on campus. And adding to Cornell’s impressive record on mental health services would do much towards preventing potential shooters from developing in the first place. Cornell ought to be a place where no community member ever feels so despondent, so forlorn, so unloved as to resort to violence.

These are great ideas and steps that ought to be taken. But honestly, they are not going to stop someone who is determined to kill. Will CUPD officers be in every classroom, every office, every dining hall? Is Cornell going to develop some mind-reading device that will determine when a student needs mental health services and when they don’t? Will the university just force all students to go to counseling, just in case?

Granting the likelihood of their good intentions, the Republicans and their allies have, over the past week, put forth a good faith proposal to make our campus more secure. But to paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, those who would trade their liberty for security deserve neither. And an armed campus infringes on the liberty and comfort of many, far more than it increases the freedom and comfort of a small few. Concealed carry is a well-intentioned but misguided response to campus shootings. The S.A. should not pass a resolution in its support.

The editors’ use of Benjamin Franklin is somewhat ironic, but mostly disturbingly ignorant. The Cornell Daily Sun believes in a world filled with sunshine and rainbows without guns where no one gets hurt. They are willing to sacrifice the liberty of law-abiding citizens to move toward that unrealistic goal of absolute security. In the meantime, criminals always find ways to get guns and somehow to get them past the invisible borders of gun free zones, where they will find tens of thousands of unarmed faculty, staff, and students just sitting like ducks on a big red target.

Tell me, what about the liberty and freedom of the students at Virginia Tech? The shoppers Omaha mall? The Christians at churches and missions in Colorado? The students at NIU? In exactly what ways are those victims enjoying their liberties and freedoms now?

Answer: they’re not.

If even one person in each of those situations would have possessed a gun and the knowledge to use it, the death tolls could be lower. But, God forbid we make any of the peaceniks at Cornell uncomfortable.