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Crime Sprees and STDs

Armed robberies, bacterial meningitis, syphilis and HIV!  Boy, has the Ivy League gotten risqué or what?

Lately, it seems like I’ve been getting CU Police “Crime Alerts” every week or so.  Shortly following the debate about campus violence and gun control (see:  here, here, and here), a “rash of serious criminal incidents” broke out in Collegetown and on campus.  Wow, now I understand why the College Democrats and the Student Assembly did not want to push for concealed carry on campus.  I feel much safer knowing there are unknown robbers out there with guns and knives.  Better them than me!  Right?

Now, in addition to increased criminal activity, there was a “Health Alert for the Cornell community:  Concern Regarding Syphilis and HIV in Tompkins County and at Cornell” waiting for me in my inbox this morning.  The alert has its own page at Gannett’s website and is featured on CU’s “Special Conditions” page.  I have to confess, this is even more exciting than the bacterial meningitis outbreak last month.

From this morning’s email:

Gannett Health Services and the Tompkins County Health Department are working together to make the community aware of the occurrence of multiple cases of syphilis in Tompkins County, including several in the Cornell community—student, faculty, and staff.

Hahaha… but I thought educated people were responsible when they sleep around.  I thought they were above getting STDs.  After all, it’s not like we put up with any of that ridiculously ignorant “abstinence only” education crap here!

Seriously, though:  “student, faculty, and staff”?  Can someone please tell me which professors have switched over to the Department of Whoreology?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Cornell Republicans to Rally for McCain

I haven’t been a member of the Cornell Republicans since my freshman year, but I’m still on their email list as I tend to agree more with them than with the College Democrats.  That said, one of the key reasons I quit the CRs was because they were more Republican than they were conservative. I guess you can’t really hold that against them.

Anyway, big news!

*What: Show your support for McCAIN!*
*When: TOMORROW, Thursday, April 3rd: Noon-1pm *
*Where: Ho Plaza, Cornell University*
*Who: Everyone Welcome!*
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*Come show your support for John McCain by voicing your support at a rally
sponsored by the Cornell College Republicans and Tompkins County GOP. The
rally will be covered by all local papers, so it is imperative that we have
a good turnout.*
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*Additionally, representatives from the local and state GOP executive
committees and the McCain campaign will be in attendance so it will be a
great networking opportunity for those looking to get more involved!*
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*Anyone who wishes to speak at the rally is invited to do so, but you must
have a written copy of what you plan to say emailed to [xxxx@cornell.edu] by midnight tonight to be added to the speaker’s list. We encourage everyone to participate!*
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*If you’re not big on public speaking, come and waive a sign and sport a
sticker and show your support for the next president of the United States!*

Conservatively,

[Chairman of the Cornell Republicans]

But really, was “Conservatively” the best way to sign off on that announcement?

Cornell’s Winter Soldier

The fifth anniversary of the start of the War on Iraq was a couple weeks ago, and the Cornell community has been “commemorating” ever since.  One of my lectures last week was centered on the situation in Iraq, a protester on Ho Plaza about peed himself when I said I support the war, and the Cornell Daily Sun is still publishing guest columns by everyone and anyone who has an opinion about the war.  It’s similar to when the 2000th soldier died in Iraq.  Anti-war protesters already had their posters painted and demonstrations planned.  It was as if they were looking forward to it.

I was actually impressed with the Sun on March 25, when they published a guest column by Patrick Byers ‘08, a veteran of three deployments to Iraq.  Unlike all the white people with dreads, Byers has a pretty unique perspective on the war.

In “Life During Wartime“, he writes:

The truth is that it is not the Army that discriminates against other members of the Cornell community. The truth is it is the Cornell community that discriminates against veterans, not openly or intentionally but regularly none-the-less. I wonder where my support group is on campus in any form similar to one established for LGBT? When I report to Gannett for counseling it’s mentioned that I might be better off seeking help through the VA. The truth is my only true resource is the VFW downtown, further extricating me from the Cornell community. I bet I’m not the only veteran who’s felt this way.

Just another manifestation of Open Doors, Open Hearts, Open Minds… eh?

Today, the Sun published another guest column, this time by Perry O’Brien ‘08 who served one tour of duty in Afghanistan.

In “This Winter’s Soldiers“, O’Brien writes of his experience as a medic with the 82nd Airborne Division:

As part of the humanitarian component of our mission, we also offered emergency care to local civilians who had been involved in accidents or caught in the crossfire between U.S. soldiers and Afghan resistance fighters. As might be expected, many of our patients didn’t survive. Rather than preparing these corpses for burial, however, as was always done with dead American soldiers, a different policy was followed for Afghans. After dying, Afghan corpses were routinely used as teaching tools for medical “practice.”

The first time this happened, I was re-stocking one of our trauma stations when I heard an officer yell out from the surgery room: “Who wants to see what a human heart feels like?” Following surgery, the patient’s chest had been cracked open to reveal the thoracic cavity. Soldiers were invited to come into the surgery room, don gloves, and feel around inside the body. Some took pictures. It was an informative lesson on human anatomy, but it was also a flagrant violation of both the Hippocratic Oath and international law, to say nothing of common sense morality.

The rest of the column is basically the same song and dance.  Leftist anti-war activists claim to “Support the Troops, Not the War”… but how can they morally justify supporting the troops when they believe the troops commit horrific human rights violations such as those described by O’Brien?  Answer:  they don’t support the troops.

On the other hand, I don’t buy into the story O’Brien and his fellow anti-war propagandists are trying to sell.  If only they had some semblance of legitimacy, but time after time the “Winter Soldiers” have been shown to be either not actual service members or simply liars.  While O’Brien is obviously no Jesse MacBeth or Micah Wright (fake soliders), I suspect he may be a member of the Beauchamp club.

Let me clarify:  I am not meaning to suggest that there have been no atrocities in the War on Terror. War sucks.  As of yet, there is no scientifically provable method of completely avoiding civilian casualties in a war.  Even worse, sometimes, stupid people get in the military and create non-accidental situations like Abu Ghraib - for which there is no excuse.

That said, these so-called “Winter Soldiers” propose that the United States Military is systematically committing war crimes, carelessly killing innocent civilians, and doing medical experiments on dead bodies.  All it takes is one look into the organizations that sponsor such testimonies to figure out their agenda.  Plus, where is their evidence of such atrocities?  They have nothing.  They are repeatedly proven wrong.

As much as I disagree with Ron Paul’s anti-war stance, at least his position is legitimately grounded in foreign policy reasoning and not in careless lies about the American military.  Why can’t the American left take up that kind of logic rather than vilifying American soldiers?

Cornell Student Assembly Rejects Concealed Carry

Surprise, surprise, SA Rejects Resolution 17 (and in the process demonstrates contempt for the Constitution).

Honestly, I think the real story here is in the picture posted on the Sun website.

Sign Language by Lindsay Myron

1. Frat party + Guns = Disaster. Frat party + nothing = disaster. Guns might add excitement.

2. You don’t trust Republicans with your government, but you trust them with a gun? Classy. And, call me crazy, but I wasn’t aware that the founding fathers put party affiliation as a limiting factor in the 2nd amendment. I love how smart Cornell students are!

3. “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people…” I think the guns help! What did one gun say to the other? NOTHING, guns don’t talk.

Personally, I am in favor of outlawing cars because a couple of my friends died in car accidents — vicious friend-killing cars — and we should obviously ban bridges and tall buildings because some people jump — mean, seductive high structures — and heck, can we please make midterms and finals illegal because they make me really sad.

Let the war on inanimate objects begin!

Update:  I thought of a better one:  The KKK can’t lynch blacks without the help of nooses!  Outlaw ROPES!

Cornell’s Battle Against Constitutional Rights Continues…

At this point, I keep trying to remind myself that Cornell is a prestigious academic institution. Somewhere on campus, there must be signs of intelligent life. It seems fairly obvious that such intelligent life is hit-or-miss in the Cornell population at large, a rarity on the Student Assembly, and completely non-existent at the Cornell Daily Sun.

Latest news in the battle of students of Cornell University versus essential liberties:

S.A. Broaches Concealed Carry

…At one point S.A. President C. J. Slicklen ’09 had to ask members of the S.A. to “curb [their] side comments.”

After the resolution was presented, Elan Greenberg ’08, a representative at-large and the former president of the S.A., called the resolution “terrifying” and said that he thought it was only a matter of time after the resolution was passed before there would be a “deadly accident.”

Please, dear readers, try to curb your laughter.

I think an anonymous commenter at the Sun had the perfect response to the terror felt by Mr. Greenberg:

It is very revealing that Mr. Greenberg is terrified. There are two types of leaders: those who trust the people they’re leading and those who feel they have to act benevolently on behalf of those they lead. A true man of the people will feel secure with his fellow students armed, but an elitist will be terrified.

As if Greenberg’s position on the S.A. is not discouraging enough, he also happens to be a member of ROTC. Raise your hand if it reassures you that a future military officer doesn’t believe citizens have the right to bear arms!

Other comments on the Sun article demonstrate a depressing lack of knowledge, but I suppose that is nothing new. One commenter decries the notion of allowing 18-20 yr. olds to own handguns. First of all, this resolution is not asking to change any state/national laws beyond restrictions related specifically to campuses. In other words, 18-20 yr. olds cannot possess weapons off campus, so there is no reason to believe they will be permitted to do so on campus. That said, it still pisses me off every time I remember going into a gun store right after my 18th birthday and being shocked senseless that I was still not a full citizen in that I have no protected guarantee of the 2nd amendment… but at least I only have 114 days left of being deprived of my right to bear arms.

Yet another commenter asks one sponsor of the resolution, Ahmed Salem, how he can be comfortable as a blind person with the thought of everyone around him being armed. Uh… call me crazy, but if I was blind and could not see a crazed gunman, I am quite confident I would want my seeing friends to be armed and able to protect me.

Anyway, there was also a letter to the editor published on Friday in response to the Sun editors’ atrocious Thursday editorial, Way Off Target.

By a member of the Cornell Republicans: Sun editorial about concealed carry off base

In yesterday’s editorial “Way Off Target,” The Sun made several naïve assertions about the issue of concealed carry on campus.

It stated that “weapons of intimidation” have no place in the “open society” that is the university, marked by “free inquiry, unhindered debate, and giving full credence” to all opinions. The insinuation seems to be that, if allowed on campus legally, guns would be used to intimidate those with whom we disagreed. This hypothetical is completely and absolutely baseless, and represents a much larger flaw in thinking.

The entire letter is well worth the read. I’ll leave you with this gem that I couldn’t have said better myself:

It would behoove The Sun to enter the real world. Assumptions do not reality make, and safety is not achieved simply by perceiving it.

RED ALERT: Women-Hating, Homoerotic/Homophobic, Dangerous Christians!

No, I’m not quoting the latest press release from the ACLU or Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Rather, I’m summarizing what I have officially deemed the “Most Offensive and Bigoted Book of the Semester”. I finished my last final last night (WooHoo!) and before selling back my books later today, I feel inspired to share with you a little taste of Cornell.

This semester, as a requirement for my Near Eastern Studies major, I took a class called “Holy War, Crusade, and Jihad” taught by a professor I truly respect, who also happens to be my advisor. Essentially, we studied religious violence in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. (The song comes to mind, “One of these things is not like the other! One of these things just doesn’t belong!”) In general, the class was fine. In my experience, whenever you take a class about religion in a passionately secular environment, it isn’t going to be a walk in the park. I definitely disagreed with a lot of the arguments Professor Brann presented. I felt like he misinterpreted a lot about fundamentalist Christianity, but that’s to be expected. Overall, I did learn a lot of useful history and theories about religious violence.

The only major problem I had with my “Holy Jihad” class, as I affectionately call it, was one of the assigned readings – Fundamentalism: the Search for Meaning by Malise Ruthven. I ended up using the Ruthven book extensively in my final essay about the perceived tension between religious tradition and modernity and why that tension can sometimes lead to violence or extreme intolerance. Although Ruthven makes a few logical arguments about the most extreme forms of religious fundamentalism, I argued that he tends to over-generalize and in the end, make unsupported, offensive statements about all fundamentalists.

For your reading pleasure, I’m posting a few of the most absurd and asinine claims by Ruthven from his most offensive and anti-Christian chapter, “Controlling Women”:

He discusses the Islamic world’s misogynistic, violent treatment of women — Saudi women being forbidden to drive, girls in boarding schools burning to death because they weren’t dressed modestly enough to escape the fiery building, equating rape with adultery, etc. — and then proceeds to put Christian pro-life activism in the same category:

“Even in the United States, where women have more autonomy and sexual freedom than in most other countries, sixteen states have failed to repeal laws restricting abortion under Christian fundamentalist pressures following the Supreme Court’s landmark ruling in Roe v. Wade (1973)” (112-113).

Ruthven therefore asks, “What prompts women to sign up to religious movements that many would see as inimical to their interests?” If possible, his answers to this question are even more insulting than equating the pro-life movement to Islamic oppression. Ruthven argues,

“one should not underestimate the attraction that charismatic male preachers have for female followers. In the Pentecostal tradition preachers such as Jimmy Swaggart (before his fall from grace after a much publicized encounter with a prostitute) project a powerful image of masculinity in line with the macho, militant Christianity proclaimed by Billy Sunday early in the twentieth century. A more measured and sober figure like Jerry Falwell may appeal to female followers for his fatherly appearance” (115-116).

In other words, Ruthven seems to think the only reason women are members of fundamentalist congregations is because they are sexually attracted to the preacher or they consider him to be a fatherly figure. Classy argument there.

Finally, Ruthven swoops in on what he denounces as fundamentalists’ homophobia.

“The origins of homophobia in the Judaeo-Christian tradition may lie in the ‘contradictory religious ethos’ experienced by devout Christian males. On the one hand they are expected to love a solitary deity imagined in terms both of father imagery, and perhaps more potently, through the erotically charged figure of a young, almost naked male impaled on an instrument of torment… When homoerotic feelings clash with heterosexual values, homophobia (directed against those who acknowledge and give expression to such forbidden sentiments) provides an all too obvious and easy way out.”

Saving the best for last, Ruthven summarizes his feelings for fundamentalist Christianity in his conclusion:

“Christian premillenialists are theological refugees in a world they no longer control. In America, fortunately, their avenues of expression usually fall short of violence (though there have been physical attacks by fundamentalists on doctors performing abortions). They have a baleful influence on American foreign policy, by tilting it towards the Jewish state which they aim eventually to obliterate, by converting ‘righteous’ Jews to Christ. They have damaged the education of American children in some places by adding ’scientific creationism’ to the cirriculum. They inconvenience some women — especially poor women with limited access to travel — by making abortion illegal in certain states. On a planetary level they are selfish, greedy, and stupid, damaging the environment by the excessive use of energy and lobbying against environmental controls. What is the point of saving the planet, they argue, if Jesus is arriving tomorrow?
American fundamentalists are a headache, a thorn in the flesh of the bien-pensant liberals, the subject of bemused concern to ‘Old Europeans’ who have experienced too many real catastrophes to yearn for Armageddon. Given that premillennialism and its associated theologies are significant components of American policy, especially under Republican administrations, it seems fair to state that Protestant fundamentalism is a dangerous religion” (216-217, emphasis added).

I’m not sure if it is even worth responding to, but fundamentalist Christians have no desire to obliterate the State of Israel and abortion is legal in all 50 states (for any reason at any time in the pregnancy). Furthermore, most fundamentalist Christians do respect the environment. They just believe God gave us the environment to use for our benefit, not the other way around.

You might think I am portraying an exceptionally unfair view of Ruthven’s book. Well, I guess he did make one good point in the midst of all his rabid anti-Christian rambling. When discussing the scholarly advancements of Islam, Ruthven states:

“In the post-Rushdie atmosphere of cultural confrontation between Islamic and Western worlds, criticism of the Koran demands considerably more caution than criticism of the Bible” (79-80).

Oh, really? That is interesting, Mr. Ruthven. But it’s the Christians who are dangerous, eh?