Haha… So, I am on numerous list-serves at Cornell due to my over-zealous-political-freshman-syndrome last year. And this is the latest news from the Cornell Political Coalition:

We had planned to bring Helen Thomas, legendary White House correspondent, to campus this week to speak about the elections. Unfortunately, it’s taken us the entire semester to raise the necessary money and we’ve run out of time. However, we’ve raised just about all the funding we need and do plan to have her here next semester- something to look forward to!

Oh, yes! A hundred-something-year-old crazy lady! Legendary. Something to look forward to!