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Monday Musings

Okay, I’ve been neglecting Haemet in Tieki’s absence.  Truth is, once I’ve studied for the bar all day, I have the intellectual focus of a gnat on crack.  Or is it the bar?

According to Prof. Mark Bauerlein, author of “The Dumbest Generation,” today’s youth are narcisstic, anti-intellectual mental midgets, thanks to the internet. Facebook and similar social-networking sites, apparently, kill our attention spans and the ability to relate to other people who are not our own age.

Supposedly, young adults (ages 15-24) spend only eight minutes reading every day.  Now, let’s think through this.  Obviously, internet use does not count as “reading,” even if it is a Wiki article or the news.  Likewise, scholastic work does not count as “reading,” because there is simply no way that the average student spends less than 10 minutes a day reading for class.  Given the massive proliferation of blogging, it is nearly inconceivable that college students would spend less than eight minutes a day on blog-related reading.  (As a data point, I usually spend about 5 hours reading before I find something that strikes me as blog-worthy.  There may be an additional hour or so of blog-related research for substantive posts.)  Even Facebook, frivolous time-waster that it is, has its serious side: a lot of people post links to their blogs, or use the Notes section to link to news items of interest.

What does count, then?  The pleasure reading that students - who find themselves swamped with school work, AP courses, SAT prep, jobs, volunteering, and sports - simply lack the time to do?  Print newspapers only?  If it can’t be found in Barnes & Noble, it’s not reading?

Now, this blogger was also a classics major, so she’s all about getting young people to read the literature and history that is the foundation of Western civilisation.  Nevertheless, it should be obvious that we don’t need to denigrate young people in the process.

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Poorly Conceived Ideas

The Washington Post discusses how pregnant women are using  more luxury services than ever.  Now, this blogger doesn’t have anything against pregnant women getting all the attention and affection they can: after all, nine months of morning sickness, swollen ankles, and back aches - all for the sake of another human - ought to earn a girl some affection.  Nevertheless, it seems as if the women who consume such services do so at the expense of their husbands.  Husbands are described as “slinking into” a baby spa; their only function is to earn the salary that enables them to spend hundreds of dollars on their wives.  What ever happened to romance - a candle light dinner at home, a foot massage from the one you love?  Why replace it with an unprecedented level of selfishness, i.e.:

Event planner Jami Pennings stayed on a personal chef service while breast-feeding her daughter, delivered in December. “I knew the baby had to get good nutrition, and whether I did was pretty secondary. I was consuming it, but it was really for her.”

This knowledge also assuaged the guilt she felt over watching her husband scrounge for cold cereal or takeout every night while she ate gourmet home-delivered meals. She had to. For the baby.

Because, ya know, it’s downright impossible to be pregnant and throw a steak on the grill.  Apparently, it’s also impossible to be pregnant while seeing your husband as more than an ATM machine.

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New York City plans to deploy a special group of ambulances to recover organs from people who have died suddenly.  Saving lives is a noble goal.  Let’s be clear, though, that no one has a right to the organs of another person, no matter how great their need.  If an organ can help a dying person live but one more minute, or live with an iota less of pain, then our society has the moral obligation to ensure that no one takes his organs from him. 

Once we lose sight of the fact that humans have an absolute right to their own bodies, we’ve moved into the nightmare land where everyone’s right to their bodies, their minds, their labour, and their lives is conditional.  The logical conclusion would be to harvest the organs from the young and healthy in order to “save lives,” or to create human life for the sole purpose of ending it.  If we are to believe that it is moral and ethical to prematurely end the life of a dying person in order to “save” another, why not harvest the organs from the disabled? the elderly?  Wouldn’t it be entirely selfish of me to continue living with my own organs, when I could allow two lungs, a heart, a liver, a pancreas, a stomach, two kidneys, blood, skin, and bone marrow to be harvested to save a dozen lives? 

But wait!  Have no fear!  There are ethical guidelines that would save us from having our organs harvested out of our dying bodies:

Dubler and Burdick, the federal official, said the procedures to be performed in the ambulances and once the person arrives at the hospital are often done now in hospitals to preserve organs, and any ethical concerns could be addressed with strict guidelines.

“Strict guidelines.”  Liberals don’t believe in the criminal justice system, religion, or family as a means of controlling behaviour… but they sure have a lot of faith in the regulatory state.  Obviously, no one - ever - breaches regulations.  Especially not when it would make them heroes - those who brilliantly obtain organs to save the lives of people who have been waiting for those organs like children wait for Christmas.  Regulations always prevent people from doing wrong, so they would naturally prevent people from playing Santa Claus at the expense of their fellow human beings.  Right.  Just send your tax dollars to the nice folks who - we swear - will not rip your beating heart out of your body, because, ya know, it’s against the regulations.

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This Time, a Buffet

Unfortunately, dear Haemet readers, you’re stuck with me as a guest-blogger until Tieki  unearths herself from a pile of books, which is sometime in the middle of June. 

For your gastronomical pleasure: Chicago has ended its ban on foie gras.

The House passed a $300 farm bill by a veto-proof margin.  President Bush has promised to veto it, preferring taxpayers not to pay for both pork and wheat.  For those keeping track at home, the farm bill is more than double the annual cost of the Iraq War… and these crops haven’t established rape rooms, put kids in jail, or made mass graves.  Note that Nancy Pelosi has implicitly acknowledged that biofuels (specifically, corn-based ethanol) are a disaster:

 She said the measure would help lower food prices and contribute to making the United States less dependent on foreign oil by providing a tax credit for refineries that produce a new generation of biofuels made from grasses, wood and other non-corn sources.

Is anyone seriously saying that, in the days of $4/gallon gasoline, you need an economic incentive to produce fuel? 

Moving right along: India blames the United States for rising food prices.  As a point of logic, the United States may be responsible for a lot of things, but it hasn’t changed much in the past few years (except for the aforementioned biofuel debacle); therefore, anything that has changed is not the responsibility of Americans.  A quick complaint:

[Pradeep S. Mehta] added, archly, that the money spent in the United States on liposuction to get rid of fat from excess consumption could be funneled to feed famine victims.

Possibly… if those who spent their own money on liposuction would instead send it to Africa.  This is not “American” money that the United States Government may dispose of as it pleases, nor is it money that is rightfully the property of the neediest in the world.  It is the property of the people who earned it, who may dispose of it as they please.  Without the ability to spend their money as they wish - frivolously or wisely - people will not have an incentive to earn money. 

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Robber Forces Utah Woman to Fill His SUV With Gas

Weird story of the day from FoxNews:

SALT LAKE CITY — A woman was held up during a fill-up.

The woman was pumping gasoline at a station south of downtown Sunday morning when a man stuck something in her back, told her it was a gun and ordered her to start filling up his sport utility vehicle instead of her own car, said Salt Lake City police Detective Jared Wihongi.

“This is definitely not common,” Wihongi said Monday.

The woman put $15 worth in the other vehicle’s tank before her debit card reached its limit.

Wihongi said surveillance video at the station showed two men in a large, white sport utility vehicle with Wyoming license plates. They could face aggravated robbery charges.

The woman was so shaken up by the incident she didn’t call police until about three hours later.

There are so many weird things about this story.

  1. Okay, if I was out in the open at some gas station and someone stuck a gun in my back telling me to do something, I’d tell them to shoot me. Seriously, what are they going to do?
  2. $15 before her debit card reached its limit? Ha. I bet the robber felt real smart with his choice of victim.
  3. Wyoming license plates. Heck yes.

Now, isn’t that all a bit offbeat?

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“crazy conservative religious articulate”

There is a little spot on the Blog Stats page that says, “Search Engine Terms” and “These are the terms people used to find your blog.” You know the one I’m talking about? Well, apparently, “crazy conservative religious articulate” was searched and someone subsequently clicked my blog not once, not twice, not even thrice, but um… four times.

Haha, makes me laugh. I guess I’ve been called worse! =-D

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