Having trouble finding that perfect gift for the token liberal in your family? Well, your problem is solved thanks to our good friend Becky Helm who gave us the heads up on this one.
Yes, now you, too, can own a “Self-Standing Wooden Figures Career Set” of “multi-cultural, non-gender-biased wooden figures” painted to resemble 30 of your favorite career figures “ready for dramatic role playing,” including both male and female postal workers carrying letters instead of AK-47s. What fun! All for only $103.99 (batteries not included because batteries aren’t needed). Click HERE
But maybe playing with wooden figures dressed up in worker costumes reminds you a little too much of the Village People. Then forget “YMCA” and order yourself the “Standing Wooden Figures Multi-cultural Family” set! “Four ethnic family groups are combined to encourage personal identity and cultural awareness,” all for only $86.99. Click HERE
Alas, since there are no gay families represented in the Multi-Cultural set, it might not be politically correct enough for that extra-special liberal on your Christmas list. But have no fear, “Self-Standing Wooden Figures Special Needs Children” are here!
“Active children with special needs promote positive awareness and role models during play.” You’ll get a girl using a walker, a basketball-playing boy in a wheelchair, a blind girl, a deaf girl and a girl on crutches. What could be more fun to play with than that? And all for only $16.99. What a bargain! Click HERE
Good grief, Charlie Brown.
Posted on December 12th, 2007 by Chuck Muth
Filed under: National
I hope you’re kidding, Chuck. But, of course, I fear you’re not. Whatnormal child would ever want to play with such ridiculous toys? dults can force them on the kids but, can’t make them play with them.
Where are the wounded Veterans? What about the military figures? Handicap- Uh “Special Needs” is only PC when it is children and certainly not a (gasp) Marine or Soldier. Gotta run- I’m gonna PUKE.