Getting Cornwalled

The Gibbons administration lost two more staffers last week, bringing the total number of folks who have been fired or driven insane by co-Chief-of-Staff Diane Cornwall to somewhere around the number of players on a typical college football team.

In fact, so many staffers have left the Gibbons administration - either voluntarily or involuntarily - purportedly because of the co-Chief-of-Staff that we’ve had to invent a new phrase to describe the painful exodus: “Getting Cornwalled.”

So who will be next in the administration to get Cornwalled? Today’s odds are:

Mike Dayton: 7-5
Nick Vander Poel: 3-1
Jodi Stephens: 7-1
Josh Hicks: 15-1
Andrew Clinger: 50-1
Gov. Jim Gibbons: Even money

2 Responses to “Getting Cornwalled”

  1. Everyday saying for Cornwall:

    “Staffers…It’s Whats For Dinner”

  2. I guess that’s better than “Cornholed,” but isn’t the result the same?

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