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“These Despicable Republicans…”

October 31st, 2006 at 2:56 pm . by el nuko

I just listened again to kerry’s screed…… he said that what he said (on tape) wasn’t really what he said, and that this was just another campaign trick by “these despicable Republicans…”


John, John, John. Active duty military personnel are not allowed to speak out politically. You know that, and yet you denigrate their intelligence, knowing full well that they can’t say anything back. You’re a coward, John.
But now, you think you can get away with attacking those of us who can speak up, criticize, and hold you accountable? Well, you’re not only a coward, but a fool as well.

Words mean things, John. Here’s how the dictionary defines “despicable”

: deserving to be despised : so worthless or obnoxious as to rouse moral indignation < despicable behavior>

Down South, we have a term to describe the kind of language you have used toward your critics. We call them “Fighting Words”. You care to back them up with more than your wife’s money? No, I didn’t think so……

We will see just how badly you’ve stepped in it, John. The canary in the coalmine will be when you see Bill Clinton climbing in front of the cameras to denounce yet another vast right wing conspiracy. That will mean that the left is going on full alert, trying to stave off yet another election defeat. But, it won’t be enough. And you, John Kerry, will be known forever as the man who snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Heh. Sweet.

Related Links:  Scrappleface - Kerry smart , Angel - He said what?, Jay - moonbat meltdown, RW- he’s still supporting the troops, Anchoress - Kerry will take the fall

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 11/1/2006 10:21:29 AM

Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
but I’m doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I’m a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn’t stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I’m egotistical.
Hell, I don’t even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 11/1/2006 10:14:33 AM

Yep. He could have stopped all this immediately with an apology that said that he was appalled at what he had said; it came out wrong and he didn’t realize until he heard a recording of his words. But noooooooooo, he can’t do that.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 11/1/2006 9:51:47 AM

I Predict….this ain’t going away.

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said:

Senator Kerry clearly owes an apology to our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines serving in Iraq. But Mr. Kerry has refused to do so. Instead, he’s claiming that Republicans are “desperately distorting” his comments. Watch the video yourself … it is perfectly clear what Mr. Kerry said … what’s unclear is whether Mr. Kerry ever means what he says. Perhaps he was against his comments before he actually made them.

House Majority Leader John Boehner rightly said, “If he’s not going to apologize, then we’re going to beat him to death until he does.”

Twenty-eight House Republicans signed a letter calling on Kerry to “offer a clear and simple apology, without caveat or explanation, to America’s finest.”

And President Bush, leading from the front on this issue, said (from a campaign stop in Georgia): “The Senator’s statement . . . is insulting and it is shameful. The members of the United States military are plenty smart and they are plenty brave and the Senator from Massachusetts owes them an apology.”

http://www.redstate.com/

p.s. It couldn’t happen without Lurch’s assistance…what a macaroon!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 11/1/2006 9:44:04 AM

Finally!
Lurch apologizes.
Kerry Sorry Education Remark Offended Iraqis
by Scott Ott

(2006-11-01) — Sen. John F. Kerry, the 2004 Democrat presidential nominee, today finally retracted remarks he made about the intellectual abilities of U.S. troops and issued a formal apology to the people he offended.

In comments before students in California Monday, Sen. Kerry had said, “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

“I withdraw that statement and ask the New York Times that it be stricken from the paper of record,” Sen. Kerry said. “The implication that somehow getting sent to Iraq is punishment for kids who don’t study, or aren’t too bright, was offensive to the fine citizens of that once-great nation, and I’m sorry.”

The decorated Vietnam war veteran added, “Let me make this crystal clear, as crystal clear as I can make it: It’s not the fault of the Iraqis that your country has become purgatory for our bad students. I hope everyone — Sunni, Shia and freedom-fighting insurgent alike — will find it in his heart to forgive me.”

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 11/1/2006 7:38:47 AM

He. Still. Does. Not. Get. It. This wasn’t “manufactured” by Republicans. This was picked up by people who saw it on YouTube, who are military or were past military or have military family serving.

Comment posted by nuke
at 11/1/2006 2:04:26 AM

someone throws drink on stage during streisand bush-bash
hecklers–
poor babs.
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20061101/D8L43M7O0.html

Comment posted by nuke
at 11/1/2006 1:50:23 AM

hehehehe
cancels Minnesota appearance
http://www.mankatofreepress.com/local/local_story_305000815.html?keyword=topstory

Comment posted by nuke
at 11/1/2006 1:49:10 AM

woot.

John Kerry “Swiftboats” Democrats
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2006/10/31/163218.shtml?s=lh

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 11/1/2006 1:20:43 AM

I know this is hard to believe, but…Kerry has made it even worse.
/henh
http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2006/11/kerry_just_made.html

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 11:58:36 PM

BOO!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haH!
I may have to stay up all night.
http://img290.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kerryscaryts0.jpg

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Happy Halloween

October 31st, 2006 at 10:45 am . by el nuko

pumpkinwall.gif

photo credit:kluseu

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 9:56:49 PM

The Wonders Of Makeup.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=893

/henh

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 10:28:41 PM

Oh this is funnie.
The caption to the video explains it all.
http://www.break.com/danecook/co_worker_maze_prankb.html

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 10:36:50 PM

woo hoo, had to watch the maze video twice. My ribs hurt.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 10:45:10 PM

So I’m sitting here, goofing on the web a little, playing footsie with ma’boy Buddy the Cat, and watching UAB vs. SMU.
The SMU Mustangs, the only NCAA school to ever be issued the ‘death penalty‘ for recruiting violations, in the late 80’s, and they haven’t recovered from that punishment yet.
The head coach of SMU is an old friend, and caddy-corner neighbor, when I was growing up. Phil Bennett is his name, and he is about six years younger than me, and one of his older brothers(his running backs coach) and I graduated from high school the same year.
Of the three Bennett boys, Phil is the most interesting, and the most successful, of a family of coaches. He has served as defensive coordinator at Purdue, LSU, Texas A&M, TCU, Kansas State, before getting his first head coaching job, back in 2002. He was a Parade All-American linebacker in high school, went to Texas A&M on a full-ride, but didn’t get invited to the big show, so he got into coaching, seeing as how it was a family business.
When he got the Defensive Coordinators job at K-State, he had only been there a few months, and summer training was about to begin for the upcoming football season…it was mid August. His adored and adoring wife, and mother of their two cherished children, went out for her usual morning jog, after Phil left for the field house. Witnesses said it was a freak storm, just a small dark cloud passed over very quickly, no warning and no forecast for bad weather, and then it happened. A lightning bolt, from the tiny thundercloud, struck in the back, and according to witnesses, struck her so hard, she was literally thrown face first into the sidewalk. A bolt from out of the blue, both literally and figuratively. She was kept alive for several days, as the sad truth was she was no more, but the sad decision was delayed, in order to get all family and friends there that could come. Faced with this tragic loss, the demands of a Div-IA, nationally ranked team, facing another tough Big 12 schedule, and hopes for a National Championship, Phil soldiered on. They did well that year, only one or two losses, and a good bowl game.
Tonight, Phil’s team, the ‘Ponies are leading 15-7, with about 3 minutes to go, and if his team can hold on, then win at least one more game, it will be the first winning season the ‘Stangs have had in many moons, a possible bowl game, as a reward. I predict, that if Phil continues to get SMU to improve, he will get a shot at a coaching job at a big-time program one day.
Go Ponies!

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 10:54:16 PM

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/pumpkin_sim.html

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 10:56:58 PM

Go Ponies!
22-7!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 10:57:45 PM

Correction:22-9.

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 11:06:36 PM

Go Stangs!

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 11:19:56 PM

Go Kerry!

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 11:41:21 PM

Oops, guess I got a little carried away in my cheering.

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CU Next Tuesday, SUCKAA

October 31st, 2006 at 7:03 am . by el nuko

You can tell a lot about a person by the friends he keeps. Birds of a feather, and all of that.

cheney.jpgI think there’s something similar to be learned by looking at their enemies. Two stories in the news today give us a good take on Dick Cheney. You either love the guy, or hate him with a passion. First is a story from the NYPost.

Rep. Charles Rangel yesterday blasted Dick Cheney as a “son of a bitch” after the vice president said the Harlem lawmaker would raise taxes and destroy the economy if Democrats take control of the House.”

Heh. Let us not forget that Rangel has promised to do the country the great favor of leaving office if his democrat party fails to take control of the Congress in next week’s elections. Just in case Rangel has forgotten, I plan on reminding him as loudly and as often as necessary.

The second story is from BBC News. US Vice-President Dick Cheney has said that insurgents in Iraq have increased their attacks in order to influence the upcoming US mid-term elections.”

I expect more of this as the terrorists have learned that they can count on reliable media outlets like al-Jazeera and CNN to “give them a fair shake.”

One more week folks. Hope you have your game face on.

Related Links: USA Today-Media favors dems , Kerry Trashes the Troops

Update at 13:50: I just listened to kerry defend his remarks denigrating the intelligence of the US Armed Services — “It’s Bush’s Fault. It’s Cheney’s Fault. It’s Rumsfeld’s Fault. It’s Rush Limbaugh’s Fault.”

Never once did he apologize.

This liar actually said that if anyone thought that he would do anything that would ever do anything that would harm the troops, then they were” just crazy “.   jfk180.jpgAnd then, in a style reminiscent of Genghis Khan, he went on to blast the Republicans for actually having the temerity to hold him accountable for remarks which, incidentally,  are on Video Tape. Heh.
What an asshole.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 8:34:50 PM

Those zeros are tricky, N2L!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 8:12:02 PM

That would be 04!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 8:11:35 PM

I wonder why this ad didn’t run during the ‘94 election?
Hunh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmEA-vXZsNk

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 5:47:45 PM

Heh. SwampMan walked in, and I asked him if he’d heard about John Kerry stepping on his (male appendage) again. SwampMan said “Impossible, because he’d have to have one in order to step on it.” Hmmm. He’s right.

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 4:52:01 PM

Awright. I’ve cooled down some. Heh

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 4:44:41 PM

Bush made me do it, and that is my story.
The war in Iraq is all icky and gory,
I’ll give you the story with which you can lead,
Who taught the enlisted scum how to read?

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 4:38:10 PM

Julie Andrews–who luvs ya’ baby?

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 4:12:10 PM

Nuke, sing along with me!

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels;
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles;
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don’t feel so bad.

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 4:06:31 PM

Well, I just posted an entry, and it has gone to “draft status” both times. Maybe someone is trying to tell me something. I think I’ll just hold on to it a little while and see if I cool off some.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 3:48:05 PM

I fault his men for not dropping him overboard at the first opportune moment.

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Charlie Brown Does Bombadan

October 30th, 2006 at 3:57 pm . by el nuko

hat tip:  no2liberals

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at 11/20/2006 5:25:01 PM

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at 11/20/2006 5:11:59 PM

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at 11/1/2006 1:05:36 AM

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at 11/1/2006 1:04:38 AM

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Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 10:27:55 AM

Guess the Chinese cutting off the oil did get Kim’s attention.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/30/2006 11:01:08 PM

One of my cousins from Plaquemine, La., married an authentic French Coon-Ass, many years ago…Bubba. Such a very nice man, and he had that Cajun accent(tinged with French) that was a delight to listen to. He was basically a very quiet and shy person, and it embarrassed him when we would hammer on him to say something, just so we could hear that beautiful patois.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/30/2006 10:56:48 PM

Well, my accent does leave a bit to be desired when breaking into the lumberjack song. Oh, I had occasion to talk to a man from Scotland who labors at the same company I do. Sigh. What a gorgeous accent.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/30/2006 10:52:02 PM

…and he’s otay!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/30/2006 10:51:31 PM

Swamp-Bonics?

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/30/2006 10:51:18 PM

Oooh, a rousing chorus of “I’m a lumberjack” is just what I needed to pep up my evening.

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Real Torture Is Having To Read The NYT

October 30th, 2006 at 3:19 pm . by el nuko

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 10:18:47 AM

ROFL, well, next year you’ll know you have some extra procrastination time.

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/31/2006 12:49:48 AM

11:49 and all done for another year (with eleven minutes to spare)

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/31/2006 12:17:11 AM

Night! I remember going to sock hops in junior high and dancing to that.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/31/2006 12:01:07 AM

That’s all they get, I even disconnect the doorbell.
/henh
A classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaZqpbNzRMU

/night

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/30/2006 11:57:21 PM

Um, geez, N2L, I hate to see what you’re givin’ away to the trick or treaters.

Aw, man, I don’t have the first bit of candy in the house, either. I gotta run get some tomorrow…er, later on this morning.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 10/30/2006 11:55:42 PM

Yep, she has a lot of say about Castro, none of it complimentary! I’ve been reading her at Babalu blog as well.

Uh, Nuke, you believe in cutting it close to the deadline, don’t you?

Comment posted by RW-(the original)
at 10/30/2006 11:54:08 PM

I once watched Mr. Ed before midnight, does that count? In any case I’m getting out of here, the last time I heard that something had to happen before midnight Gizmo turned into Stripe and all hell broke loose.

See ya’ll later!

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/30/2006 11:52:37 PM

Well, I just need to check-out.
I have a pumpkin to carve…Happy All Hallows to you all.
http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=xxxpumpkinkv2.jpg

Comment posted by nuke
at 10/30/2006 11:48:12 PM

rw:
well, organization is one of our strongpoints. heh

I gotta check out for a little while and go take a continuing ed test before the midnight deadline passes.

(Dam good thing we’re organized, cuz we shore do like to procrastinate)

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 10/30/2006 11:46:55 PM

Heeeeeeeere’s Stefania!
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/StefaniaLapenna/2006/10/29/cubas_dissident_movement_grows_stronger_as_castro_weakens

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