Comment posted by no2liberals
at 6/25/2007 6:49:41 PM

So Swampie, which is it?
Job with bennies, or cardboard box under the bridge?
You can still mess with their heads, you just can’t shoot’em.
/though they can shoot you

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 6/25/2007 6:35:21 PM

Hey nuke!
The video of blazing Moh is up.

Comment posted by nuke
at 6/25/2007 4:08:03 PM

Bwahaha

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 6/25/2007 4:07:20 PM

But I don’t drink. I don’t have any medication I can overdose on so that I’ll be unconscious for the interview. Maybe I can slit just one wrist. During the interview. His.

I need to go breathe into a paperbag now.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 6/25/2007 3:58:01 PM

Oh, SNAP. He’s got the employment packet for me, and an interview set up.

I feel ill.

/He cannot force me to teach. He cannot force me to teach. I’ll go to the interview drunk….Ommmmmmmmm.

Comment posted by nuke
at 6/25/2007 3:33:45 PM

A new truck?
/Dang

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 6/25/2007 3:31:19 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh! (Loudest shriek of horror you can possibly imagine). SwampMan says that if I don’t come up with a viable alternative in the next week, I have to take a job teaching business at the local high school.

Ohmygawd. I may have to get busted with drugs or something to disqualify me from working with the young. Wait, I can rob the local bank. Everybody else has.

Although SwampMan is polishing up the apple, determined to get me arrested for child abuse. “You can get a new 4WD truck. A bright shiny red one….”

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 6/25/2007 8:54:41 PM

#9-Uhh…Swampie, top thread, please.

Comment posted by no2liberals
at 6/25/2007 8:51:09 PM

Have Ol’SMan walk into your class on the first day, and introduce him to your class, with his best scowl.
I’m betting no discipline issues for Swampie’s class.
/’cept Swampie

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 6/25/2007 8:50:10 PM

Well done, Danes! I’m embarrassed to admit that I forgot to check Gates of Vienna for an update today.

Comment posted by SwampWoman
at 6/25/2007 8:12:08 PM

Cardboard box under the bridge doesn’t sound nearly as bad when you put it that way.