A memo from the Chairman
August 31st, 2007 at 11:53 am . by nukeDear Conservative scumbags…errr… I mean “friends”,
Hello there! I’m sure you are all well aware that your beloved Senator, Senator Larry Craig, happens to be someone who may frequent a men’s room stall for the usual progressive on-the-go slap and tickle. I mean, we do have our media talking about it continuously and I’m sure you may have happened upon it by now. Anyways, I want to let you know that there is hope for you and the Democrat Party (us) is willing to advocate for you on such matters like “family values”. Yes, we want your vote and we will tell you anything to get it (among other things). {snip}
We are ready for you to change Party affiliation on the heels of this latest scandal. Sure, we may be hypocrites, Communist, Caliphate lovers, heathens, anti-American and many other things – but the fact remains, we want your vote! And since we want your vote we are willing to tell you anything you want to hear to either get you to the polls to vote for us or to keep you from going to the polls to vote Rethuglikan. Just remember one thing: Larry Craig was in a bathroom stall tapping his foot looking for progressive on-the-go slap and tickle. Remember that, future comrades! Remember that so you can vote for bull dyke Hillary Clinton a little bit more easier when we tell you to, because, well, WE CARE ABOUT THE SAME THINGS YOU DO (SORT OF)™!
This is the World FamousFriday Open Thread.
You’ve waited patiently all week. I feel your pain.
Poverty update
This photo from the Peoples Cube shows a … poor proletarian girl who is forced to wear rags, being held on the margins of the alleged “prosperity” of capitalist economy, carrying home a sack of beets after a long shift at a dead-end sweatshop five cents an hour job…
Update2: from Taranto, Quote of the Day
“Speaking at a forum organized by Lance Armstrong on cancer research, Hillary Clinton told Chris Matthews if she is elected president, she will declare war on cancer, and then she will support the war on cancer for two years, and then she will be against it for a year, and then she will back out of it all together” — Jay Leno, host of NBC’s “Tonight Show.”
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