Missing From Time’s Top 100
There has been plenty of talk about the President missing. That’s all fine and dandy, but there are plenty more people missing from the list.
1. The Soldier
2. The Sailor
3. The Marine
4. The Airmen
5. The Guardsmen
So let’s talk about influence. Being able to march straight to a country’s capitol and over throw it’s brutal dicatator in a number of days, that’s influence. Let’s see Leonardo DiCapprio pull that one off. Inspiring teenage girls to drive hybrid cars is not real influence.
Having over one hundred thousand people in Iraq, most of whom don’t even know you, ready to kill or die for you; that’s influence. How many people are ready to take a life or give their own to save Tina Fey? The answer is hundreds of thousands. And, with the exception of a few freaky stalker types, they are all on the list above.
Pack that in your pipe and smoke it Kate Moss. I’m sure the world is a much better place for having you. Without out her constant drinking a drug binges all over the news I would have no one to point to and tell my kid “don’t be like that when you grow up”.