Thanks to Allah over at HotAir. Seriously, not that it would ever happen, but if I were a DemonRat … this would bother be:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez yesterday led a global chorus of Bush administration critics gloating over the outcome of Tuesday’s midterm elections, but some foreign leaders expressed concern over what the Democratic victory will mean on issues such as global trade and the Middle East.

I mean, when I have communist dictators singing my praise — I switch parties, or, something. What’s crazy is that this doesn’t phase the demonRats. Apparently they are not ashamed of their one world communist agenda.

Latin American populists, European leftists and Islamic fundamentalists were all quick to point to the U.S. vote as a repudiation of Mr. Bush’s aggressive, go-it-alone approach on Iraq and the global war on terror.

Did you catch that list? Latin American populists, European leftists, and Islamic fundamentalists? And the go-it-alone approach? Blatant lie — we have dozens of allies.

The Democratic sweep ranks as “the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare for the world,” 200 members of the Socialist bloc in the European Parliament declared in a joint statement yesterday.
Said Italian Foreign Minister Massimo D’Alema, “A cycle has ended. The cycle of pre-emptive wars, of unilateralism, ends in great failure.”

One man’s nightmare is another’s knight in shining armour. Then again, 200 members of the Socialist bloc in the EU would be to stupid to realize this.

As for Italian Foreign Minister Massimo D’Alema, well until Italy loses over 3000 innocent civialians in one day — murdered by Islamic Jihadists, he should just shut his pie hole.

Informed of Mr. Rumsfeld’s resignation as he was speaking, Mr. Chavez said, “Heads have started to roll. The president should resign on moral grounds, and Rumsfeld should go to jail.”

Sorry sucker, we don’t take suggestions from communist dictators.

Iran’s state-controlled television said in a commentary that U.S. voters were rejecting “Bush’s wrong strategy in the Middle East,” as well as “financial corruption in the United States.”

State-controlled television … well … one could argue that the MSM …. we won’t go there.

Sudan, which has clashed with the United States over the humanitarian crisis in its Darfur region, is hoping for “relations of cooperation, not confrontation” with the chastened U.S. administration, Minister of State for Foreign Affairs al-Samani al-Wasiyla said.

Are you getting the theme? Dictators and socialist governments are pleased with our election results. The demonRats have been in love with communism for decades. Maybe now that they’re in charge we could declare a new national holiday … let’s say … Uncle Joe Stalin day? Maybe we could blend it with Jihad day. Don’t feel like participating? Heads will roll … literally. I’m sure it’s already on their list of things to do.

Okay, enough’s enough but this, this is the icing on the cake:

A spokesman for Mexican President Vicente Fox said the Democratic gains could soften the U.S. stand in talks on illegal immigration.
“We hope this new makeup of Congress can be a catalyst for the U.S. government working toward a migration reform with the characteristics proposed by Mexico,” spokesman Ruben Aguilar said.

At first I was all excited that the actual term illegal immigration was used, but then the wind left my sails as I continued reading … migration reform.

Oh well, just a matter of time and the adults will be in charge again.