It’s Friday!!! Yay!!! Hope everyone’s week went well. I didn’t get much blogging done, yet my slacking will not prohibit some good commentator from winning the prestigious comment of the week.

It probably breaks all the rules, but this week we have a tie. I’d explain to you why this is okay for me to let there be a tie, but who cares? It’s still a tie:

1. Usually whenever toast man comments, it’s comment of the week worthy. From the Thank God Chuck Hagel is Resigning post, Kevin makes this very heart touching, eye watering speech:

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be governed by the Republicans in name only but by the true conservatives they try to elect.

And when this happens, when we kick out the last of the RINOs, when we elect conservative leaders from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!

(some of this comment may be plagiarized.)

Okay, wipe the tears from your eyes because here comes Blue Collar Muse (Yay! A Conservablogger!) hopefully helping Kevin feel a little less guilty about his sinful plagiarizing ways :

Kevin -

Plagiarism as bad conduct is over-rated. Isn’t imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Well then, what is outright repetition? It’s simply saying that someone else’s point is so great that nothing else need be said! Such societal gems are too big for one person and should be community property for all citizens to utilize when speaking to issues.

Those small minds wanting to hoard for themselves the really good lines are those who’ve won life’s communication lottery and expect all of us to make do with lesser phrasing. I say, from them according to their ability, to me according to my communication needs!

So, Mr. Blog Comment Plagiarizer - grab yourself a tall, cold Bud Light Longneck and head off to the next blog and let ‘er rip! Do whatever you must to keep putting out the message:

Neocons Rule, RINOs Drool …

Or words (yours or others’) to that effect …

Blue Collar Muse - Proudly plagiarizing for about 5 minutes, now.

Now, see why there had to be a tie? I knew you’d understand! After all, it’s not as though I threw a 3rd winner out there even though the Conservative Common Man (Yay!!! Another Conservablogger!) needs to be acknowledged for his wittiness from last week’s Ruh Roh Shaggy! Jerry Lewis said Fag! post:

Tammi,

What a queer topic. I’ve always thought Jerry Lewis acted a little fruity myself. I wonder if Jessie is illiterate because his wrists are not rigid enough to enable page turning.

Do I dare mention another Conservablogger? Why not! jcrue had a great one from last week’s Comment of the Week:

we have “re-spelled” these words so they remain the dominion of the biologically correct:

fag = phag

gay = ghey

they can keep the rainbow, who wants to look like a Lifesavers fan all their life?

i define the world i live in, not them.

So many winners, so little time. I’m just pleased that even though I was a slacker blogger, my friends and readers were still kind enough to chip in and leave their comments. Thanks everyone!

Remember how to play:

• Go back to your own blog and find your favorite comment that someone left you
• Copy it and bring it back here and post it in the comments of this post
• Please feel free to link back to your blog /post where the comment took place and also the commenter’s blog.
• If your comment gets caught in the moderation queue, call me. Just kidding! I have a new plugin that should let you through the spam filter, even with the links! We’ll see, huh?
• Okay — please play! Show some love!
• Keep in mind that any of these rules can be broken — they’re only guidelines
• HAVE FUN!