Son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sibelius (sic) Designs Raunchy Prison-Themed Board Game

Nice. Of course AP doesn’t mention the Sebelius’ are Democrats. It really doesn’t matter though. Both parents are justsebalius.jpg proud of the boy:

John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents “are very proud of their son John’s creativity and talent.”

What creativity and talent you might ask?

“Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole,” the site says. “Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.”

The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using ‘Wheelz,” muscle-flexing “Anferny” and business suit-clad “Sal ‘the Butcher.”‘

Corcoran said John Sebelius sought legal advice to be sure he followed proper requirements, and he even took out a loan on his own to pay for the production of his work.

What was KS thinking?

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11 Responses to “Son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sibelius (sic) Designs Raunchy Prison-Themed Board Game”


  1. 1 Jeffro

    Hey, don’t blame me. I voted against her. It was all the soccer moms in KC and Wichita that are responsible for her.

    Jeffro’s last blog post..Wanna Get Married?

  2. 2 Sam Pierce

    The soccer moms must be so proud!

    Sam Pierce’s last blog post..Dare not vote your conscience!

  3. 3 Tammi

    Hey Jeffro! Where the heck have you been? :) Is Sebelius in her second term? What is it with KS and female govs? Is this one worse than Finney was? (There was a Finney, wasn’t there?)

  4. 4 Tammi

    Hi Sam,

    Yeah, hope they’re as proud of the governor’s son as she is. ;)

  5. 5 theobromophile

    Wow. That’s just… so sad.

    Normal parents are proud when their kids become National Merit Scholars. Now, these parents are proud of their son for encouraging death, lawlessness, and cruelty.

    Do we need any more indication that this is the Party of Death?

    theobromophile’s last blog post..Hillary Wins Mock Con

  6. 6 Jeffro

    Tammi - long story, had some plumbing work done. Joan Finney was Gov back in the early 90’s. She was the state treasurer who really pushed the unclaimed tax refunds to help her popularity. IIRC her (Dem) admin was in hot water for some sort of shenanigans.

    Jeffro’s last blog post..Just a FYI

  7. 7 Tammi

    Hi Bridget,
    Yes, I can honestly say that I would not be proud of my child who’s creativity was perverse and disgusting. Thank God it is not an issue with our family. :)

    I hope you are able to stop and see Tieki during your spring break.

    Have a splendid week girl!

  8. 8 Tammi

    Well Jeffro, sorry to hear you’ve been having health problems. We know first hand what a toll that can take. It is good to have you back here commenting though.

    This year will be 12 years since we moved from KS. I guess Finney was governor while we were still living there. I think at the time we left, Graves was gov –1996.

    Well, keep getting better and stop in whenever you can.

  9. 9 Angel

    Normal parents are proud when their kids become National Merit Scholars. Now, these parents are proud of their son for encouraging death, lawlessness, and cruelty…….so true!!

    Angel’s last blog post..Geert Wilders: Gives New Meaning to the Word: Hero

  10. 10 normal parent

    so you all think prisonbreak on fox is a vile and disgusting tv show too.

  11. 11 Tammi

    so you all think prisonbreak on fox is a vile and disgusting tv show too.

    Never saw it. Are you saying normal parents would be proud of their son for creating such a fun game?

    Doesn’t really matter to me. I’ve never really considered myself to be a normal parent. ;)

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