Comments on: A Cowboy Funny http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/ "I remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with their own money" - Will Rogers Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:42:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Tammi http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-7003 Tammi Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:29:22 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-7003 Hi Scott, I really haven't been following that demonRat super-d business too much. Hmmm ... who will the governor choose? The first female presidential candidate who's a hard core lesbian type socialist or a nice clean (according to Senator Biden) black man who's a hard core commie? Decisions, decisions .... glad I don't have pick! Hi Scott,
I really haven’t been following that demonRat super-d business too much. Hmmm … who will the governor choose? The first female presidential candidate who’s a hard core lesbian type socialist or a nice clean (according to Senator Biden) black man who’s a hard core commie? Decisions, decisions …. glad I don’t have pick!

]]> By: Tammi http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-7002 Tammi Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:25:47 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-7002 Lol Velvet! Yes, no2liberals is just overflowing with laughs. :) The Hillary one makes me laugh every time I think about it. Lol Velvet! Yes, no2liberals is just overflowing with laughs. :) The Hillary one makes me laugh every time I think about it.

]]> By: Scott http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6999 Scott Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:04:43 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6999 Well, Sen. Obama is quite popular among the Wyoming Dems--which I have to admit being astounded that they are denying a woman the right to be President =O --however I've still not heard if the Gov, a super-d that is reluctantly/by force of his wife and daughter going to the Denver brawl, has decided on a favorite. <em>Scott's last blog post..<a href='http://conservablogs.com/wyovotes/2008/02/16/wygop-voters-will-have-choices-in-august/' rel="nofollow">WYGOP Voters Will Have Choices in August</a></em> Well, Sen. Obama is quite popular among the Wyoming Dems–which I have to admit being astounded that they are denying a woman the right to be President =O –however I’ve still not heard if the Gov, a super-d that is reluctantly/by force of his wife and daughter going to the Denver brawl, has decided on a favorite.

Scott’s last blog post..WYGOP Voters Will Have Choices in August

]]> By: no2liberals http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6996 no2liberals Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:38:36 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6996 An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian? "Very Well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: <i>> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."</i> An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?
“Very Well,” said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
> “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

]]> By: Velvet Hammer http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6992 Velvet Hammer Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:42:56 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6992 That is one of the funniest jokes I have seen in a long time! :lol: :lol: n2l's was a laugh riot too! Thanks for the giggles guys! BTW Tammi Thank you for inadvertently leading me to CommentLuv. You so rock! I have it now. :) <em>Velvet Hammer's last blog post..<a href='http://conservablogs.com/velvethammer/2008/02/20/flight-93-memorial-blogburst-vigilance-as-somehow-beyond-the-pale-even-of-contemplation/' rel="nofollow">Flight 93 Memorial Blogburst: Vigilance as Somehow Beyond the Pale Even of Contemplation</a></em> That is one of the funniest jokes I have seen in a long time!
:lol: :lol:

n2l’s was a laugh riot too!
Thanks for the giggles guys!

BTW Tammi Thank you for inadvertently leading me to CommentLuv.
You so rock! I have it now. :)
Velvet Hammer’s last blog post..Flight 93 Memorial Blogburst: Vigilance as Somehow Beyond the Pale Even of Contemplation

]]> By: Renny MacKay http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6987 Renny MacKay Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:26:49 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6987 Hello, Perhaps it is ironic that I would post after that joke, but it's at the top and I'm trying to get a message to you. I am the press secretary for Mark Gordon's campaign. He is running for US House and I wanted to know if you would like to receive press releases and participate in conference calls with him. If so please e-mail me at press@gordon08.com Thanks, Renny Hello,

Perhaps it is ironic that I would post after that joke, but it’s at the top and I’m trying to get a message to you.

I am the press secretary for Mark Gordon’s campaign. He is running for US House and I wanted to know if you would like to receive press releases and participate in conference calls with him.

If so please e-mail me at press@gordon08.com

Thanks,

Renny

]]> By: Sam Pierce http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6983 Sam Pierce Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:23:45 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6983 It very well could be B.O. or any of the vile vermin that can spend time on baseball but refuse to bring the surveillance bill to the floor of the house. <em>Sam Pierce's last blog post..<a href='http://conservablogs.com/conservativecommonman/2008/02/12/coutesy-of-lifenewscom-a-miracle-of-love/' rel="nofollow">Courtesy of lifenews.com: a miracle of love!</a></em> It very well could be B.O. or any of the vile vermin that can spend time on baseball but refuse to bring the surveillance bill to the floor of the house.

Sam Pierce’s last blog post..Courtesy of lifenews.com: a miracle of love!

]]> By: Tammi http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6982 Tammi Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:42:46 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6982 Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. :) Oh my gosh, that’s hilarious. :)

]]> By: no2liberals http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6981 no2liberals Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:10:07 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6981 I think it must have been Her Royal Thighness. <blockquote>Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her, as a little more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida, she asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands,a child in America dies from gun violence.' A young voice, with a proud southern accent, (probably Johnny), pierced the quiet... 'Well, stop clappin, ya stupid bitch!</blockquote> I think it must have been Her Royal Thighness.

Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for
banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt
with her, as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida, she asked
the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly
clap her hands, once every few seconds, holding the audience in total
silence. Then she said into the microphone, ‘Every time I clap my hands,a child in America dies from gun violence.’

A young voice, with a proud southern accent, (probably Johnny), pierced
the quiet…

‘Well, stop clappin, ya stupid bitch!

]]> By: Angel http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6980 Angel Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:22:04 +0000 http://conservablogs.com/sunflowerdesert/2008/02/12/a-cowboy-funny/#comment-6980 Bwhahaah!..OOOOOOOOOOOObama the Che lover no doubt! :) <em>Angel's last blog post..<a href='http://www.womanhonorthyself.com/?p=4840' rel="nofollow">ValentineS DaY MusingS</a></em> Bwhahaah!..OOOOOOOOOOOObama the Che lover no doubt! :)
Angel’s last blog post..ValentineS DaY MusingS

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