I received this via email and it made me chuckle:
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud
towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you
exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a
calf?”Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers; “Sure, Why not?”The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area
in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports
it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , GermanyWithin mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy
and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.Then the Bud says to the young m an, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?”The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.”, answered the cowboy. “You showed up here
even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows…this is a
herd of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog.
Lol! Do you think it was Obama?
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Bwhahaah!..OOOOOOOOOOOObama the Che lover no doubt!
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I think it must have been Her Royal Thighness.
Oh my gosh, that’s hilarious.
It very well could be B.O. or any of the vile vermin that can spend time on baseball but refuse to bring the surveillance bill to the floor of the house.
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Hello,
Perhaps it is ironic that I would post after that joke, but it’s at the top and I’m trying to get a message to you.
I am the press secretary for Mark Gordon’s campaign. He is running for US House and I wanted to know if you would like to receive press releases and participate in conference calls with him.
If so please e-mail me at press@gordon08.com
Thanks,
Renny
That is one of the funniest jokes I have seen in a long time!
:lol:
n2l’s was a laugh riot too!
Thanks for the giggles guys!
BTW Tammi Thank you for inadvertently leading me to CommentLuv.
You so rock! I have it now.
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An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!”
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?
“Very Well,” said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
> “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
Well, Sen. Obama is quite popular among the Wyoming Dems–which I have to admit being astounded that they are denying a woman the right to be President =O –however I’ve still not heard if the Gov, a super-d that is reluctantly/by force of his wife and daughter going to the Denver brawl, has decided on a favorite.
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Lol Velvet! Yes, no2liberals is just overflowing with laughs.
The Hillary one makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Hi Scott,
I really haven’t been following that demonRat super-d business too much. Hmmm … who will the governor choose? The first female presidential candidate who’s a hard core lesbian type socialist or a nice clean (according to Senator Biden) black man who’s a hard core commie? Decisions, decisions …. glad I don’t have pick!