This is too hilarious not to post. I found it at Iowahawk through Hotair:
Granted, it’s 4 minutes of your life you’ll never get back … but you’ll be laughing.
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“She’s a smart, tough politician, so I think she’s going to be very formidable,”
Considering Biden does a terrific job at making himself look stupid all by himself, these debates could be very awkward and ugly, or hilarious, depending on your viewpoint. My viewpoint will be the latter.
Sphere: Related ContentI ran into this little surprise over at HotAir. It just makes me giggle knowing that the DemonRat candidate doesn’t know exactly how many states he’ll be president over if he were to become president. Details.
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That’s Daisy on the right. If you stop in much, you’ve seen her before. She’s cute. Well, lil’ Miss Daisy disappeared this afternoon sometime before 4 and 5. Ted and Harley went to visit some friends for an hour or two and when he returned, he asked me where Daisy was. I hadn’t really noticed her not being around, because after all, it was Sunday afternoon and Daisy is known for finding somewhere warm and soft to take a nap.
So, we called Daisy and we called Daisy some more. Nothing. Our backyard is fenced in, but she’s not too big, so it is conceivable that she could squeeze out somewhere. Well, after not finding her and just having an hour and half of daylight left, we started scouring the neighborhood, and I can’t lie, we were starting to panic. Friends and neighbors got in their cars and were driving around town looking for her. The temperature was only in the 20’s and she simply is not furry enough to spend a night out in the cold. Ted and I kept coming back to the house to see if she’d come home.
Keep in mind that Daisy has never ran off before. What would be her motive? We just spent $20 last night at Wal-Mart on an uber ultra soft pillow for her. A dog’s life is too good at our house to even consider taking off. I know you dog lovers can relate.
Well, darkness fell, and still no Daisy. We had to tell ourselves that someone felt sorry for her and let her in their house and that they’d call the vet in the morning and we’d have her back tomorrow. Nevertheless, the thought of my sweet Daisy spending a night in the cold, lost, was more than I could stand.
About 8:45, Ted sat down in his recliner. I gave him the phone numbers for the radio station, the newspaper, and the vet, so he could call first thing tomorrow to get our dog found. I was just starting to make lost posters to put up, and Ted popped up the foot rest on his recliner. Who would you guess shot out from under his chair? If you guessed Daisy, you’d be right. 
Yes, my friends, that little dog was trapped under the recliner for about 4 hours! She just came bouncing out like nothing was wrong. Imagine how silly we feel driving all over town looking for Daisy who is trapped in our house under the chair. You’d think she could have made some sort of noise to let us know she was trapped, but no, that’d be too easy.
The good news is, we no longer have one missing dog. There is no bad news, just a funny story to tell.
I hope everyone has a fantastic week!
Sphere: Related ContentI think it is fairly common to get selected for special screening by TSA when we fly. However, I’m having a difficult time mustering any sympathy for the whiny lady flying from Lubbock to Dallas who was forced to remove her sensitive nipple rings. Am I being biased and judgmental? Probably, but who cares?
How bad could it be when:
Hamlin was publicly humiliated and has “undergone an enormous amount of physical pain to have the nipple rings reinserted” because of scar tissue, Allred said.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think it was medically necessary to reinsert the little metal bars?!
Was TSA wrong? Again, who cares? Freaky people with rings in their nipples slowing down security at the airport are a pet peeve of mine. Sheesh people! Get a clue!
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From the Casper Star Tribune, I learn that a professor from UW is running against Senator Enzi. I would say, “Good luck with that.” Except for I wouldn’t mean it.
“We need a fresh group of policy makers that are willing to put the needs of their country, and the needs of their states, ahead of their personal rivalries and the desires of their political party — individuals who seek solutions through bipartisan collaboration and support, rather than through the simple tyrrany of the majority party,” Rothfuss said during his candidacy announcement.
Last I checked, the DemonRats were the tyrants with the majority.
To be clear, the good Senator Enzi has not announced whether or not he’ll be seeking reelection. Let’s hope he does.
On a personal note, is that a cute picture of Knut or what?
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A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a ‘creepy gnome’ that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.
The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.
Sorry, but I just find it hilarious to be terrified of a little gnome. Some of you should check your yards and make sure your gnome hasn’t left for a South American vacation, because he’s really causing a ruckus. You have to watch the video. To hear the boy scream like a girl just makes me roll on the floor laughing. Good stuff.
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BOO!
It’s been awhile since we’ve played the fun game of guessing which political party a convicted criminal belongs to. I felt obliged to post on it after spending 2 minutes of my life reading about this:
A businessman was convicted Wednesday of faking his disappearance after a car crash two years ago to draw attention to his long-shot congressional campaign.
Does it surprise anyone that I had to read the entire article before finding out which party this guy was campaigning for? Seriously, the last sentence? This is just too much fun.
Don’t cheat, try and guess before you get to the end.
Sphere: Related ContentI received this via email and it made me chuckle:
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture
in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud
towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses
and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you
exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a
calf?”Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers; “Sure, Why not?”The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects
it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his
location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area
in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports
it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , GermanyWithin mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his
hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy
and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as
the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.Then the Bud says to the young m an, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
your business is, will you give me back my calf?”The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.”, answered the cowboy. “You showed up here
even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows…this is a
herd of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog.
Lol! Do you think it was Obama?
Sphere: Related ContentI know it’s an election year, but a person’s got to have some fun, right? We shot the following two short videos after Tieki Rae had checked in for her flight back to school last month. We had over an hour to kill before security would be ready to harass the passengers. Oh, the rubber glove …. stolen from the doctor’s office the previous week.
I hope you’ll still respect us after watching these.
Part II is the best:
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