TO MY SENATOR DAVID VITTER OF LOUISIANA…
Now we have the template for congressional greatness…
so here is the “must do” list…you must do all of these to achieve greatness:

1…Be born with a multimillionaire trust fund but understand poverty and its culture completely.
2…Pay someone to take a test for you in college (Harvard of course).

3…Have a famous big brother who was a serial adulterer that gave Castro Cuba (gonna be tough to meet this requirement)
4…Become known for decades as a loud abusive arrogant booze hound.

5…Become a known serial fornicator for decades (while claiming good catholic status year after year)
6…Become a strident abortion supporter for 40 years (while claiming good catholic status year after year)

7…Leave a young lady to suffocate in a car underwater while making CYA calls for hours and skip away (another tough requirement)
8…Become an ecology-kook who blocks any windmills near his residences

9…Become a loud liar about conservative SC nominees like Thomas and Bork will praising Ginsberg and S. Sotomayer as mainstream.
10..Become a media love object so anything you do is fine or forgiven or just his lion ways

(Did I mention he missed 97 percent of the Senate roll-call votes in 2009 but would not resign?)

See David, its not complicated…its all here as historical fact…the golden path to lion status in a country dominated by secular socialists.
Notice how easy these can be checked off if you are a rich lefty ethics-free democrat surrounded by a diaper-changing media?
Count them, over 46 years of forgiveness.
Is this a great country David, or what?

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Posted on August 28th, 2009 by Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D.
Filed under: MODERN LIBERALISM