TATERS

> Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called “SpecTaters”.
> Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called “CommenTaters”.
> Some people are very bossy and like […]

CLASSY INSULTS OF LONG AGO

—–When Insults Had Class:
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William […]

NEWS FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE

Brad Pitt has spoken about his choice for next President of the United States – his good pal George Clooney!
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Bill Clinton says he wouldn’t mind playing the role of U.S. ambassador to the world.
The 61-year-old told the was in London this week, and told the U.K. Guardian that his wife, New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, […]

WEB JOKE I GOT 8.16.07

(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later,
several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One […]

ALL ABOARD THE KOOK TRAIN TO MARS

Mars forecast:
It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultminate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am . It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come […]

JOKES AND STUFF JUNE 2007

Interesting
In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have “the rule of thumb”
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”…and thus the word GOLF entered […]