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Little ‘Ol Me A “Fatwa Worthy” Blogger?

April 18th, 2007· Posted by Velvet Hammer · 1 Comment ·

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Looks like I made it! Long live the Infidel Revolution!

I am now officially on jamal radical muslim Fatwa Worthy in the Bloggersphere” blogroll. Oh happy day, I’ve finally arrived. This is such an honor, I find myself listed amongst several top-notch brilliant blog authors.
Of course I should of been listed, after all I am so full of venom” [roll eyes] I wonder if jamal and ms ummadam got together over drinks, and voted me in. /sarc

Note: Jamal’s blog Radical Muslim has been taken down.
Click here for the internet cached version. Once you have read the post, scroll down to view his Fatwa Worthy blogroll.
June 27 2008

Some background on his arrogant drivel.

The most offensive portion of his mad rant!

Some may ask ‘What is a Fatwa?’, while others may wonder what had made them worthy as with those deviants [Hello Pot! This is the Kettle!] whom have recently linked to me in this respect. A fatwa is an Islamic religious ruling, a scholarly opinion on a matter of Islamic law [We aint no damn islamic’s. Moot point!] . Therefore, when the Shari’ah again rules the world [Insert: A cold day in HELL! And when did this death cult ever rule the world? Talk about your “Superiority complex“] (inshAllah) [N/A Not in my soul. Not on my watch!] the importance may be placed on a fatwa requiring acceptance that Islamophobic [Insert: Those who speak the Truth] sites be peacefully shut down and no longer be permitted to exist. Untill this occurs it may be considered our duty to list such sites and even write/contact websites, media outlets and relevant officials in order to campaign for such sites be closed.

Is it just me? Or could that be viewed as a threat?

With tongue firmly pressed in cheek, a dash of sarcastic wit, and a heaping tablespoon of emotion, I will now give my acceptance speech. [Clears throat]

Or to quote my friend and fellow Fatwa Worthyblogger Foehammer

Not to be outdone by an Islamist, I’m commemorating this event by retitling one of my own blog sub-sections. From this day forward my ‘Muslim Blogs’ section will be renamed ‘CRUSADEWORTHY’!

Be sure to visit Foehammer, his take no prisoners approach is to be admired!

Ah..the Crusades…those were the days.

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More juicy tid-bits to nibble on. :=)

An Explosion of Peace Heard ‘Round The World, Sanctimonious Sack Of Lies, Bow Down Little Dhimmi’s, Bow Down, I Am Woman Hear Me Roar Or The Disgusting Underbelly of The Beast, Appeasement… Dhimmitude Potato…Potahto Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off, Hypocricy Thy Name Is Islam(?), Dualing Islam, Confused?
Others piping in on the topic around the blogosphere.

FoeHammer Fatwa Worthy @ Doctor Bulldog

Dr. Bulldog declares fart war @ Nukes News & Views

Fatwas All Around! @ Jules Crittenden

‘When the Shari’ah again rules the world’ @ The Dread Pundit Bluto

Fatwa Issued against Blogger @ Michael P.F. van der Galiën

Curb your weekend continued… @ Before It Happens
Update: Radical Muslim Making List of “Fatwa Worthy” Blogs @ Red Alerts

Now for a yummy bacon sandwich for breakfast. Enough to tide me over till I feast on my pork chop dinner… Mmm good eatin’.

Guyz ‘n Dollz Housework OpenTrackback Weekend @ Woman Honor Thyself

Open Trackback Weekend #50 @ 123beta

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Velvet Hammer // Jul 27, 2007 at 11:25 am

    Arrgh! The comments did not transfer here from old site during import. I will add them in this comment. We had a blast and it would be a shame to lose track of such infidel infused pithy commentary. :mrgreen:

    51 responses so far ?

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    wytammic // Apr 18th 2007 at 10:46 am (edit)

    I hope I’m the first one to congratulate you Velvet! I knew you could do it :)
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 11:03 am (edit)

    :) Tam
    LOL Yes you are the first.
    Thanks a bunch!
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    in2thefray // Apr 18th 2007 at 11:37 am (edit)

    Congrats. Is Jamaal like a sports ladder ? Can you “move” up in the rating ? Shoot for the stars VH
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 11:42 am (edit)

    LMAO in2thefray Thanks so much!
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    nuke // Apr 18th 2007 at 12:00 pm (edit)

    Congratulations!
    what’s a guy got to do to be a part of the “in” crowd?
    Jamal–I fart in your general direction.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 12:05 pm (edit)

    Hiyas Nuke! :)
    Thanks so muchly!
    Wander over to his vile blog, and give him some good old southern infidel hospitality. ;) That should turn his head your direction.

    I sure hope little jamal has the time and the bandwidth, to accomplish his quest. Think about it. He has only scratched the surface. For God’s sake, it would take him forever to amass a full list of everyone! What a loon!
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    shieldwall // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:03 pm (edit)

    Congratulations my little American Boudica,keep fighting the swines and never surrender.
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    no2liberals // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:25 pm (edit)

    Hey vh!
    Glad to see you’re movin’on up.
    I just issued my own fartwa on jamal, and I don’t think you can match it.
    /henh
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:30 pm (edit)

    Thanks Shieldwall my British compatriot!
    I will do my damnest! I swear!
    All christianophobes beware of getting my Irish up!
    BTW How did you know I had Irish blood? Funny that.
    I was looking around for an image of a Celtic female earlier today.

    OMG N2L I must concede to your fartwa capabilities.
    You are a pro! :)
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    no2liberals // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:44 pm (edit)

    I do what I can.
    /got any aloe vera?
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    shieldwall // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:50 pm (edit)

    Velvet,Boudica was British but very similar to the Irish,because as you point out she was from the Celtic tribes.Back then we used to fight semi nude and paint ourselves blue.We can certainly say with Boudica and most women,HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.Keep up the good work.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:50 pm (edit)

    Um yeah… I’ll bring it right over. Don’t bother returning it. K? lol
    It is my gift to you oh almighty lord of the fartwa. Muhahaha
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    no2liberals // Apr 18th 2007 at 1:56 pm (edit)

    Okay, then…uh…little help?
    /henh
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 2:05 pm (edit)

    There I go screwing up again.

    Shieldwall, Thank God I have you around to teach me.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 2:08 pm (edit)

    Shame on you N2L :)Not if you need it applied where I think you mean. Unless you are talking of a sunburn, and not any residual effect from your fartwa attack. OMG lmao
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    no2liberals // Apr 18th 2007 at 2:11 pm (edit)

    Gee…I blister his goofy mohameddan notions with a corned beef and cabbage fueled fartwa, and I am to be ashamed to ask for a little help?
    / :sad:
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 2:13 pm (edit)

    Damn! I’m out of smokes. Need to take a quick walk to my nieghborhood store.

    It is a beautiful day, it will do me good. Luckily it is right across the street.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 2:27 pm (edit)

    Aw… don’t be sad N2L. I’ll help if I can. :)
    It will cost you though. Any corned beef and cabbage leftover?
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    wytammic // Apr 18th 2007 at 3:12 pm (edit)

    Hey Velvet –
    It looks like we’ve both been doing a little picture swapping on our icon thingys.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 3:15 pm (edit)

    I get bored. lol Variety is the spice of life,.. ya know, ;)
    I love your photo! B/W is a huge favorite of mine.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 3:26 pm (edit)

    Continued from above…

    Tam
    I had to find your new pic first. I was like what in the heck is she speaking of. lol Then I found you in my recent MyBlogLog visitors. That is so cool! I have a first now too, well technically two! I am the first to join your community and am now your first contact. It is a great place to network.

    Tip, you do not have to join others communities and become their contacts just because they join yours etc. There are some spammers there, you can ignore them if you like and even delete their messages. ;) It is all a personal choice. Some are like those on myspace, trying to rack up as many contacts as they can. I mostly only join communities of those I like and admire.
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    wytammic // Apr 18th 2007 at 3:50 pm (edit)

    Thanks for the tips:) And black and white photos are just friendly — they hide flaws so sweetly:) (Not that I have any!)
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    Ronin // Apr 18th 2007 at 4:37 pm (edit)

    Congrats, just in case crazy jihadi’s attack. I keep raw bacon to stuff in the mouth of the first Muslim through the door. My advice shoot them in the knees it weakens them badly enough they can’t spit out the bacon. Wait twenty minutes if you don’t here the cops coming don’t call them. If you do tell them you were too scared to dial the phone (don’t tell them you spent the time kicking the a hole). In reality most are cowards so they will not act on the fatwa but it makes me feel good to plan on sending them to see old mo in hell with bacon on thier breath. Anywa, congrats.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 4:38 pm (edit)

    Why of course you are flawless my dear. :)
    YW For the tips.

    Have a great evening!
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    Arizona Resistance // Apr 18th 2007 at 5:02 pm (edit)

    Sincere Congratulations Velvet.

    Your hard work and perseverance in keeping us all informed and up to date on the latest news regarding the barbaric hordes, has been officially recognized. Keep up the great work.

    Lets all do our part as American citizens and protect the Judeo-Christian principles upon which our fine nation has been brought to greatness, BRING BACK THE CRUSADES!
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 5:19 pm (edit)

    Thanks Ronin Wow your plan is quite crafty. Bacon, hmm…they would prolly die of fright from all the porky pig germs, that they have nightmares about. Maybe we should all encircle our homes with bacon grease. It would be rank, but the pros would outweigh the cons me thinks. lol

    Hiya Arizona Resistance
    Thank you so much kind sir. :) Our principles are worth defending! We can not allow anything to tear them from us! Anything!
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 7:28 pm (edit)

    This is so damn awful sad! Monsters!
    Came across it at Myrtus’ blog
    Mentally Handicapped Children Used By Al Qaeda
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    wytammic // Apr 18th 2007 at 8:37 pm (edit)

    I wish I hadn’t even clicked on that link velvet. Those people are crap eating maggots.
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    velvethammer // Apr 18th 2007 at 9:08 pm (edit)

    I know it is horrible, and hard to take. But that is exactly why it needs to be told. People need be made aware. Knowledge is power!
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    Fang // Apr 19th 2007 at 6:29 am (edit)

    Yes! Congratulations. I am opening the champagne as I type and are cooking roast pork. Good work VH ;)
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    velvethammer // Apr 19th 2007 at 7:55 am (edit)

    Thanks Fang!

    Yummy! Champagne and roast pork. Can’t wait. :)
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    velvethammer // Apr 19th 2007 at 9:37 am (edit)

    What the bastards like ‘jamal’ fail to understand, is that there are many, that do NOT want anything to do with their cult of islam!

    Their arrogance blinds them! The mindwashing misleads them!
    They are the evil lost souls of the universe!
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    jamal // Apr 19th 2007 at 6:51 pm (edit)

    Not that I seek to encourage your islamophobic tendancies, but that was an amusing speech. Well done! Credit where credit’s due, enjoy it while you can.
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    Foehammer // Apr 19th 2007 at 8:07 pm (edit)

    Well, at least the little jihadist is an equal-opportunity hater. I thought perhaps he might refrain from putting female bloggers in his Fatwaworthy list, but it seems that it is not beneath him after all.

    “…enjoy it while you can.”

    Ooooh. Ominous, jamal!

    I’m all trembly like a leaf. What about you, Velvet?

    Congrats on the “award”, m’lady, and thanks for the mentions in your entertaining article.
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    velvethammer // Apr 19th 2007 at 8:12 pm (edit)

    enjoy it while you can.

    What we have here is a failure to communicate. I am not a follower of the cult of mo. Your sharia bullshit does NOT apply. Mmmkay?

    Ironic Surrealism is protected speech in accordance with the First and Second Amendments of the Constitution of the UNITED STATES of AMERICA

    Sure pick on the little novice blogger. LMIAO You have brass ones. I dare you to post those thoughts on Jawa , The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller or IslamaNazi. They will chew you up and spit you out.

    I Guarandamntee!

    Go ahead I doubledog dare ya.

    Or if your preference is bullying women, then how about Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs

    Long live the Infidel Revolution!
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    velvethammer // Apr 19th 2007 at 8:19 pm (edit)

    Foehammer

    Thanks so much! I am always happy to link to my friends. ;)

    Your backup is much appreciated

    You can view my “trembling” reply above. I could barely type as I was shakin’in my boots so damn much.

    Now where did I put those smelling salts? I declare, this is most certainly the worst case of the vapors I ever have had.

    Long live the Infidel Revolution!
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    Fang // Apr 20th 2007 at 6:47 am (edit)

    “Not that I seek to encourage your islamophobic tendancies”

    Nothing phobic about having justifiable concerns about a religion that is backward and demonises women Jamal. Islam will lose. Muslims are too stupid. If it wasn’t for the West you would not even be able to have this conversation over the internet.
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    123beta // Apr 20th 2007 at 5:46 pm (edit)

    Open Trackback Weekend #50

    What a week it was… This open trackback post dedicated to those who lost their lives this past week at Virginia Tech.
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    velvethammer // Apr 21st 2007 at 9:35 am (edit)

    Hi all

    This should be good for a chuckle or two.
    Check out little jamal’s technorati profile.

    He describes his site. LMIAO!

    Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to my own opinions. A Muslim twentysomething with a dislike for injustice and oppression blogs about Politics, War, Terrorism, Religion, Current Affairs, Economy, Religion, Media, Ideologies, etc.

    Oppression and injustice???

    When pondering that portion of his statement. Keep this in mind.

    In his words.

    Some may ask ‘What is a Fatwa?’, while others may wonder what had made them worthy as with those deviants whom have recently linked to me in this respect. A fatwa is an Islamic religious ruling, a scholarly opinion on a matter of Islamic law. Therefore, when the Shari’ah again rules the world (inshAllah)

    How can one be against oppression and injustice, when one touts the quest of sharia to rule the world????

    Hellooooo!
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    shieldwall // Apr 21st 2007 at 10:13 am (edit)

    The little *&^% is one of many loony bastards that now reside in my once peaceful UK ,thanks to my useless leftwing government.They are all moon wailing heathen nutters waiting to cause trouble.I have left a little love note to the jihadi &%$#@.he he he!.
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    velvethammer // Apr 21st 2007 at 10:23 am (edit)

    True dat!

    Yeah I saw your love note. LMIAO!
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    the Grit // Apr 21st 2007 at 2:02 pm (edit)

    Hi v,

    I am soooo jealous! What did you do to get on his list? I want on too! Will it help that I’m cooking chicken breasts stuffed with bacon tonight? How about that my wife runs her own business? Like the new avatar by the way.

    Hi Ronin,

    I dip all my bullets in bacon fat mixed with garlic juice. The garlic keeps them from going rancid so quickly and, who knows, might deter vampire attacks.

    the Grit
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    Ronin // Apr 21st 2007 at 2:47 pm (edit)

    Grit, I should not admit this but I scratched a few crosses on the rounds I carried on deployment. I didn’t want any doubt on where they came from if a Muslim Doctor cut them out. Nothing fancy or deep as the last thing you want is an unstable inaccurate round but it must have worked. I don’t know of any of the dead ones getting up on their own. I couldn’t find any bacon grease so I had to use what I had.
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    the Grit // Apr 21st 2007 at 4:15 pm (edit)

    Hi Ronin,

    The ability to improvise is what has made our country, and our military, great. I thank you for your service.

    the Grit
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    CerebralDebris // Apr 21st 2007 at 9:51 pm (edit)

    Hey Jamal… look over here.
    See that?
    Yeah, that’s right… it’s the bruised, battered, scarred fist of a hard working, free speech loving, Constitution abiding damn proud American who loves his God and loves his country!

    …Now look a little closer- oh! what’s that?
    Yeah, that’s right; it’s the long gnarly middle finger of that hard workin’ hand standing tall in defiant proclamation that I will never surrender my free speech or any other God given freedom to your twisted ideologies.

    …hmmm. That sounds much like what I’d say to a liberal too.

    Love your blog. It’s a new favorite!

    -CerebralDebris
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    velvethammer // Apr 22nd 2007 at 6:05 am (edit)

    Spot on Fang! Spot on.

    Grit
    I paid the wannabe radical a little visit, leaving a few choice thoughts for him to peruse. Maybe that is all it took. LMIAO
    Edit: You like my new Av? Thanks! I think it is one I’ll stick with for awhile.

    Ronin
    Again another brilliant idea. Thank you for all you have done and all you do for this great Country!

    LOL CerebralDebris
    Don’t hold back we are all friends here. Tell him what you really think of him. ;) Excellent reply!
    And thanks so much for your kind words. Stop in anytime.

    - VH
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    mommyzabs // Apr 22nd 2007 at 7:57 am (edit)

    Thanks for your help/comment on my trackback qu. When i get more time I am going to come back and read through all of this post and the comments. You can ignore my qu’s in my comment back to you on your recent recognition now that i have seen this post though :) Love the statue picture on the top, very cool.

    Thanks!
    MZ
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    velvethammer // Apr 22nd 2007 at 7:39 pm (edit)

    No problem MommyZabs. Happy to help!
    It is a cool statue isn’t it. The radical punk didn’t have enough class to give out trophies, so I had to procure my own. lol
    Thinking out loud here.. I wonder if the islamic punk, has spewed his crap at any of the big league bloggers yet.
    Somehow I doubt he has the moxie….
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    Infidel Parrot // Jun 26th 2007 at 12:29 am (edit)

    Next time I snap the arms of a dumb hodji for abusing a women I’ll be thinking about you Jamal.
    Velvet,
    Keep up the good work my dear.
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    velvethammer // Jun 26th 2007 at 5:36 pm (edit)

    Muhahahaha Parrot Now you’re talking!
    Nothing like an extra pound of inspiration.

    Thanks!
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    USpace // Jul 27th 2007 at 9:36 am (edit)

    VH - Very Cool! Congratulations! This is definitely a major honor; being on this list you and I are among some of our most esteemed colleagues in the War on Jihad. Keep on fighting and be careful out there!

    :) cya…

    absurd thought -
    God of the Universe hates
    infidel bloggers

    getting truth out makes him mad
    keep the people in the dark

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