Ironic Surrealism II

Hillary’s latest political proclamation has set both the left and the right all a-twitter. What a coup. [facetiously speaking that is]

I’ll not comment on her blathering. At this point, there is not much I could add. All commentary has run the gamut, and then some. Suffice it to say, I am no fan of the hildebeast.

Let’s have a bit of Saturday fun instead.

I’ll lead with this Hillary to Qaeda: Help Me Beat GOP, Halt Terror ‘Till 2009 A fine blend of her latest, and tasty satire courtesy of ScrappleFace. To short to ruin with a quote. You will have to go see for yourself, what is in store. H/T 7.62mm Justice

And away we go…

Check out this nutcracker. What a riot!
How apropos for the lefts queen of emasculation.

She displays such a calm reserve, smiling all the while. What a trooper!
Hillary should give these out as a gift for lower tier donations. LMAO
If she insists on maintaining this hobby of hers, she will turn bowlegged for sure. Though a small price to pay, right Hillary?
H/T Sticky Notes via Lawryn

And what on earth do we have here?

Is she metamorphosing into an as yet unknown entity?

Look out she’s gonna blow!
Ohhhhhhhh nooooooo it is Hillbillary Clinton! The searing pain, my eyes are burning. Make it stop.

I’ll be dipped. A clever move by Hillary? Take note folks, a precedent has been set. Hillary’s problem of keeping Bill occupied once she is in office, has been solved. No Rose Garden tea parties hosted by Billy boy. Not if Hillary has her way.

Thanks to mutated genetic cloning the two have morphed as one.

Upsides:

1. She will be able to keep her eye on him. Where he goes, she will follow.
2. Sex with each other will be out of the question.

Downsides:

1. He will be privy to all she says and does.
2. Arguments over wardrobe choices will ensue, and I’m sure become quite heated. On second thought, is there a difference in their preferences?

Decisions, …decisions.
Hey Hill.. why don’t you flip a coin.

Okay I’ll be nice. I can see that you are mulling over your options.

I’ll tell a joke to pass the time.

Hillary Clinton vs. God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

“Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.”

God thinks for a second and says “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.”

God thinks for a second and says “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”

God then address Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”

“I believe you’re in my chair.”

Humble to the end. That’s our Hillary.

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