Ironic Surrealism II

King Abdullah Greeted in England with Darth Vader Theme Music (and Protests) @ …Or Does It Explode

But even more awesome is that the Queen’s royal band welcomed the Saudi dictator by playing… no… yes!… the Darth Vader theme song from Star Wars. The King was likely not in on the joke about his “evil empire,” but the video below captures the moment (along with an interesting debate over charming Saudi-funded books sold in England).

If there was ever a case for book burning. That is it. /sarc

H/T n2l
Iran police arrest 32 “half-naked” party-goers @ Alarabiya.net

Iranian police said Saturday they had arrested 32 university students at a party in Karaj outside Tehran for drinking alcohol and “being half-naked,” the ISNA news agency reported.
“Police forces arrested 11 girls and 21 boys on Thursday night for drinking alcoholic drinks and being half-naked,” the commander of Tehran province’s security police Nader Sarkari was quoted as saying.
Iran’s overall police chief Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghaddam has said that the moral crackdown — dubbed a drive to “elevate security in society” — would continue because it had proved popular with the public.

Popular? Somehow I doubt that.

Intolerant Muslim Cleric: Women’s Sexy Clothing Distracting Muslim Men From Sleep, Prayers @ Doctor Bulldog & Ronin

Muslims rarely surprise me anymore but I have to admit I never once considered a burka as a cure for insomnia.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Malaysia’s Muslim men are suffering sleepless nights and cannot pray properly because their thoughts are distracted by a growing number of women who wear sexy clothes in public, a prominent cleric said.

Let’s send in the “50 Foot Woman” to take care of business. Once they get a load of her, their eyeballs will pop out of their sockets. Problem solved. Talk about your “Weapon of Mass Destruction”. LMIAO Muslim clerics will then be both, literally and figuratively, the “blind leading the blind”.

Terrorist Training Camps in Georgia @ Blue star Chronicles

According to the current reports, the camps have been linked to more than a dozen murders.

Raid it, round them up, fire if necessary, shut it down! Seriously, WTH?!

U.S., not Israel, took out Syria’s nuclear site??? @ Right Truth

If this is true, what a story. The Jerusalem Post is reporting that it was NOT Israel that took out Syria’s nuclear site, … but the United States Air Force. Wow.

“Wow” I second that emotion.

Turkish Grey Wolves rearing their ugly heads @ Dinah Lord

in the Netherlands. From Klein Verzet.

What’s wrong with these people? Now they even start flying the Turkish flag above my country. After it flew over all major cities in The Netherlands, the Dutch police confiscated the thing, because some Kurdish organizations found the text: “?ehitler ölmez!” offensive.

They recently staged a demonstration against - you guessed it, the good old U S of A. They are attacking Kurds and attempting a lynching? Yikes.

Again. Raid. Round up. Shut down.

Kidnapped American Girl Found in Morocco! @ Red Alerts

Private investigators hired by the parents of Madeleine McCann found a girl they believe to be a kidnapped American.

Many countries in the Islamic world still practice various forms of slavery with Christian girls, some as young as 11, targeted specifically to be forcibly converted than married off to Muslim men. Egypt’s Coptic population is especially hard pressed and the Janjaweed Militias in concert with Sudanese military often kidnap young girls and sell them into slavery.

Last but not least. Perspective.

Waterboarding vs. A Real Torture Manual @ Wolf Pangloss