Ironic Surrealism II

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Finally it is revealed! Barack Obama has released his true original birth certificate!

October 25th, 2008· Posted by Velvet Hammer · 3 Comments ·

What

took

him

so

long?

That

Barry,

such

a

tease.

All
initial
concerns
of
Barack Obama’s
citizenship

can

be

laid

to

rest.

What a relief.

I can not tell you.

What a relief it is.

Ta da!

Prest-O!

Change-O!

Here it is in all of it’s glory.

Think I wasn’t born in the U.S.? How else could I have this!

obama-birth-certificate-lmao.jpg FakeObama08

Now you know why many have questioned this obvious fake, as posted on Fight The Smears.

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Click image to view full size.

The difference between the two is night and day!

Wouldn’t you say? I bet he took advantage of his recent trip to Hawaii to be by his Grandmother’s bedside to grab it while there. Way to multi-task! ;)

Barack next time don’t be such a procrastinator. It is unbecoming of a presidential candidate.
And for God’s sake man, don’t you realize that by posting that cheesy fraudulent copy it leads folks to dis-trust your word.

And you would not want American citizens, to think you would lie to them now would you?

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Tags: Barack Obama · citizen · citizenship · birthright · fun stuff · American · humor

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Robert D // Oct 26, 2008 at 10:19 am

    It would be very hard for me to think any less of him. But I’m sure he’ll work on that.

    Robert D’s last blog post..About That Hawaii Trip

  • 2 About That Hawaii Trip « Bob’s Bites // Oct 26, 2008 at 10:24 am

    […] He did bring back his original birth certificate. Velvet Hammer has the […]

  • 3 Ted // Oct 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Handled right, the Fed District Court throwing out Berg for lack of standing can present a political check-mate “win” on appeal for the anti-Obama side (if not in law, in the Court of Public Opinion). Here’s how: SIMPLY SPREAD AROUND OBAMA’S APPELLATE BRIEF HAVING TO ARGUE AGAINST AN AMERICAN VOTER’S RIGHT TO RAISE THE QUESTION UNDER THE CONSTITUTION. Should be a PR disaster for the Dems and Obama!!!

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