Ironic Surrealism II

It is not fear that grips me… only a heightened sense of things.

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About Velvet Hammer?

Take it away Meredith!

In a nutshell Ironic Surrealism is…conservative analysis and opinion, politics, news and issues. Both here at home and around the globe. With a bit of fun tossed in to lighten things up now and again.

Raves: American Troops, My Country, My Family, My B/F, My Friends, Democracy, Freedom of Speech, the spectacular Bleeping and my extended Family there.

Rants: illegal immigration, code pink(o’s) cindy sheehan, media benjamin, democracy now, labor unions, indymedia, democratic underground, k.o..s, a.c.l.u., c.a.i.r., islamic terrorist jihad, liberal, leftist, socialist, communistic mind set, demoncrat politics, and dimmitude attitudes!

Lover of truth and freedom!

I’m a pissed off red head. Fear my wrath, or come along for the ride. Choose your side.

Free will, truth and the freedom of speech are my weapons of choice.


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22 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Velvet Hammer // Jul 17, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    20 responses so far


    The Gray Dog // Nov 6th 2006 at 7:57 pm

    That was my second wife.

    Olaf // Nov 26th 2006 at 5:05 am


    just released some new code snippets for our pagerank button:

    I hope that will help


    velvethammer // Nov 26th 2006 at 5:32 am

    Thanks Olaf! I’ll check that out. :)

    olederer // Dec 12th 2006 at 6:32 am


    I tried the new codes on my own hosted wordpress blog, but it doesn’t work there (not the dynamic versions).

    The only way is the static version with the text widget.

    Look at the moment is your PR a zero thats why I don’t have a problem with your button (all pages showing the same PR while the URL need to be different). People with a Google bar will get the idea that my button is not working properly.

    Because you have this wonderful and popular blog I will check this out for you to get an idea about what is possible for users like you.


    velvethammer // Dec 13th 2006 at 9:55 am

    No the new code of yours doesn’t work. I should of replied sooner to let you know. I apologize. If you come up with anything, please do let me know.

    Thanks for everything you’re a peach!

    Flanders Fields // Jan 28th 2007 at 8:53 am

    Hi Velvet! Thanks for the visit to my site. You have a great one and keep up the good work. There is nothing sexier than a hard working American lady who knows how to expose leftism and beat it with a Velvet Hammer.

    velvethammer // Jan 28th 2007 at 9:35 am

    Hi Flanders Fields! How nice of you to stop by. Thanks!
    Yep! I love the smell of exposing lefty liberals in the mornin’. Don’t you? ;)

    olederer // Feb 8th 2007 at 2:18 am


    I updated the PR button that it’s working now with hosted WP blogs, please use this button Code:


    velvethammer // Feb 10th 2007 at 8:21 pm

    Yay! Olaf it works!!!! Thank you, thank you!

    Pfwag // Feb 18th 2007 at 3:22 pm


    I ran into your site following a rabbit trial. Good stuff.

    I’m the author of the report The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration that various sections of are being posted around.

    If you are interested in detailed documentation on the carnage and massive costs we are incurring on the altar of illegal immigration, the entire text of the final 200 page report is posted at along with a link to a preliminary 140 page version that contains most of the pictures and charts.

    You will note that I present the issue in a slightly different way hoping to change the dynamics of the discussion.

    velvethammer // Feb 18th 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Hello Pfwag and welcome.

    Thank you for your kind words. I have checked out your report and it is the most extensive study on illegal immigration I have ever seen. Thanks for taking the time to stop by. I have linked to both it and to the home page ‘Congress and Illegal Immigration’, under ‘Immigration’ on my side bar.
    I may even do a feature on the report in the near future.

    Flanders Fields // Feb 20th 2007 at 1:39 am

    Hi Velvet, I don’t have a way to contact you other than this, but I wanted to let you know of a story you may be interested in on my site dealing with the treachery of Austrian’s leaders with America. Keep up your excellent work.

    kathy // Mar 26th 2007 at 5:57 pm

    Thanks for stopping by the new place! Congrats on the Thinker award; Debbie is right you make us all say hmmmmm.

    Have a great evening!

    velvethammer // Mar 27th 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Thanks Kathy and your welcome! Your new place looks great. :)

    blackflag // May 3rd 2007 at 11:40 am

    Thanks for the link and all that. You’ve got a lot of good content here and it will take me awhile to browse around it all.

    Thanks again,

    velvethammer // May 3rd 2007 at 4:49 pm

    YW But it is I that should thank Howie for that great video! I have watched it over and over.

    I have just sent the link via e-mail to a loved one who is a Vet. He and his buddies at work will enjoy it, I’m quite sure!

    Thank you!


    Nick // Jun 13th 2007 at 2:50 am

    I am unclear on what, precisely, you are saying.
    You said “I just expressed the TRUTH”. What truth is it that you expressed?

    What is it to have conservative analysis and opinion, politics, news and issues? Actually, what is it to be conservative, period? Is it to have the beliefs you have?

    Is it to like “American Troops, My Country, My Family, My B/F, My Friends, Democracy, Freedom of Speech, the spectacular Bleeping and my extended Family there, & WordPress “, and to dislike “illegal immigration, code pink(o’s) cindy sheehan, media benjamin, democracy now, labor unions, indymedia, democratic underground, k.o..s, a.c.l.u., c.a.i.r., islamic terrorist jihad, liberal, leftist, socialist, communistic mind set, demoncrat [sic] politics, and dimmitude attitudes!”?

    Also, what is it to have a liberal, leftist, socialist, or communistic mind set? Are these things actually the same, or are they in fact different, according to you?

    I thank you in advance for your patient and mature reply.

    plodon // Jun 13th 2007 at 1:55 pm

    what is it to be conservative

    what is it to have a liberal, leftist, socialist, or communistic ?


    Myrtus // Jul 2nd 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Tag! You’re IT! (:

    velvethammer // Jul 3rd 2007 at 8:22 am

    8O Oh oh! lol

  • 2 Ginro // Aug 18, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    Meredith Brooks? OMG! I’M IN LOVE!

  • 3 Ginro // Aug 20, 2007 at 8:53 am

    She’s married with a child. Well that was a short-lived romance, lol.

  • 4 Velvet Hammer // Aug 20, 2007 at 9:02 am


  • 5 Bob // Sep 25, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Velvet — Love the look of the blog since you moved to I hope, one day, that my blog’s visual appearance can hold a candle to yours. Keep up the great work!

  • 6 Velvet Hammer // Sep 25, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Hi Bob :)

    Thanks so much. You’re to kind.

    Oh and congrats on your upcoming appearance on the ManCow show. OMG I am so thrilled for you!
    And jealous. lol

    Tell him I said hi. I think he is great! I am a huge fan!

    Break a leg.

  • 7 Skunkfeathers // Sep 28, 2007 at 5:04 am

    Velvet Hammer: dropped by via BMW’s blog; unlike Nick (above), I have no problems reading or understanding your message.

    Great site I’ll be back to visit, and Keep the faith!

  • 8 Velvet Hammer // Sep 28, 2007 at 6:20 am

    Hello Skunkfeathers

    Yes I remember you from Bob’s site. ;)
    Ugh, nick. He kept trying to screw with my head. Foolish boy.

    Thank you, stop by any time.

  • 9 Dinah Lord // Sep 28, 2007 at 7:44 am

    Hoooo Velvet! Kick it, girl!

    (I am rocking out in my office chair - loving the tunes…I’ll be back.)

    Cheers - Dinah

  • 10 Velvet Hammer // Sep 28, 2007 at 8:25 am

    Hello Dinah :D

    Good to know I can help you have a bit of fun while at work. lol

    I like your style! Just paid a visit to your place. That bacon flag and that drivers license text is so damn funny . Though they are based on what could be the truth if the islamists have their way. Of course we are going to prevent that from happening aren’t we? ;) I can not live in a world that won’t allow me to enjoy a fav, BLT’S! And I rather die fighting before I EVER wear an islamic potato sack.

    Keep up the good fight Girl!

    If you would like to trade links just let me know.

  • 11 Dinah Lord // Sep 29, 2007 at 7:06 am

    Hammer time! (had to come back for a little morning rock and roll)

    Those Muzzies don’t stand a chance, I’m telling you. Give me BLT’s or give me death!

    And if those Islamonutbags think I’m going to become one of those Muslim “curtain munchers” they have another damn think coming!

    Thanks for coming by Dinah Lord, Miss Velvet. Funny thing - I like your style, too! Especially this:
    “I’m a pissed off red head. Fear my wrath, or come along for the ride. Choose your side.”

    I’m with ya, Mama. Consider yourself linked.

    Cheers - Dinah

  • 12 Velvet Hammer // Sep 29, 2007 at 7:23 am

    Good Morning Dinah
    Fantastic thanks! I have added you to my blogroll too. :D

    lol That just came to me in a flash. That is how my mind works.
    I am an odd one. Creative streak is totally spontaneous.

    Have yourself a fabulous weekend! Thumbs Up 3

  • 13 Abu Youranus // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:34 am


    I hope you are not well. Be warned, you can gloat & be momentarily happy in your ignorance & arrogance, but your day of reckoning is inevitable.

    On that day of your judgement, you will stand biting your finger-tips as they drip with your blood & wish that you were dust.

    The Mujahideen are coming…..

  • 14 Velvet Hammer // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:20 am

    Abu Youranus :D
    Thank you for taking the time out to stop by. But don’t you have some warped islamic hobbies to engage in? Such as getting your rocks off on death prOn?

    allah is not to be my judge. I do not believe in twisted fairy tales.

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  • 15 Ronin // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    The Mujahideen are coming…..

    Always about sex with these clowns, leave your little sisters alone perv

  • 16 Dinah Lord // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    Miss Velvet - I have taken the words of Abu Hisanus and asked world renowned death cult expert, Mullah Hanid, to review them. He has this to say to Brother Abu-

    Clearly you are not well. Be warned, you can do your goat and be momentarily sappy in your sharia and shish kabob but your day of meeting your maker is coming up, sucker.

    On that day of your judgment, you will find your butt whipped by a pissed off red head and your private parts will ache and drip blood, wishing they were infidel.

    The Pajamahideen are coming. Hide your heart, boy.

    Cheers - Dinah

  • 17 Velvet Hammer // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    OMG I have such great friends!
    Thanks Ronin you tell em’! lol perv. lol

    And as for you Lady Dinah
    Wow. I’d hate to see what you are like when you do not hold back.

    edit: Oh I forgot to tell y’all Abu Youranus (Abu Yunus) frequents the “ignored puzzle pieces of knowledge. The blog of inshallasheed his little friend.

  • 18 Leapofaith // Nov 11, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Abu Youranus,

    No, The US Armed Forces , Coalition , and Israeli forces are kicking the sh*t out of the mujahideen. Not to mention that all the security services know where you are and your little friends too.
    Leave Velvet Hammer alone or you might find yourself in even more jeopardy than you now are.
    See all the above advice. You are the Infidel. Don’t you feel those flames licking at your feet? It has the distinct aroma of roasting pig.

  • 19 Velvet Hammer // Nov 11, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Thank you for your support. Much appreciated.
    I haven’t been to a good pig roast in a long time.

  • 20 HannahJ // Nov 16, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Awesome blog! You are now on my blogroll.

  • 21 Velvet Hammer // Nov 18, 2007 at 11:04 pm


    I have returned the favor. Thanks again!

  • 22 rigel // Dec 22, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    Wow you have been busy :)

    Just a hello to an old friend…

    Merry Christmas Scarlett!


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