Ironic Surrealism™
Est. July 12 2007
Velvet Hammer

I'm a pissed off red head. Fear my wrath, or come along for the ride. Choose your side. Free will, truth and the freedom of speech are my weapons of choice.
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Velvet Hammer // Jul 17, 2007 at 10:55 pm
13 responses so far
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wytammic // Apr 24th 2007 at 6:02 am
Hi Velvet,
I was too shy to put my own picture in your guestbook — but Daisy was all for getting her 15 minutes of fame. Hope you don’t mind
Tammi
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velvethammer // Apr 24th 2007 at 6:36 amm
I love it! Thanks so much!
:)
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wytammic // Apr 24th 2007 at 4:43 pm
I just don’t have many pictures on my laptop yet — and of course I’m too lazy to email them to myself from the desktop, and apparently not smart enough to network. Sigh … oh well. Daisy will have to do for now.
We might try and give you a family shot when we all get together for the summer
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velvethammer // Apr 24th 2007 at 4:59 pm
This is so dang cool! I am loving it!
Thanks TiekiRae & Harley.
Thanks MommyZabs.
Y’all are the best!
Okay Tammi that would be nice.
Note to all: I do not expect everyone to place their picture in my guestbook.
Only if you want to. No biggie.
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cavmom // Apr 25th 2007 at 2:39 pm
I have to look for one of my glamour shots. hahaha…
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Ronin // Apr 26th 2007 at 5:27 pm
You think I look good in that you should see the matching speedo and roller blades. You will need years of therapy to get vision out of your head, lol.
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velvethammer // Apr 26th 2007 at 7:33 pm
Oh…the…humanity!
For God’s sake Ronin, walk away from the speedo!
lol
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Ronin // Apr 27th 2007 at 3:10 pm
Hmmm lose the speedo, keep the kabuto, menpo, dou and roller blades. I guess I could do that for you Velvet. If there are additional pictures involved with this twisted fetish of yours you will have to post them on a less public slide show. I am still wondering how you talk me into these things.
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velvethammer // Apr 28th 2007 at 5:43 am
LOL On second thought, lose the rollar blades too. They would steal away from the statement as a whole. And we can’t have that now can we?
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Ronin // Apr 30th 2007 at 4:13 pm
How come every time I stop by here I lose an article of clothing?
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velvethammer // Apr 30th 2007 at 7:02 pm
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Ronin // May 1st 2007 at 3:19 pm
Very thoughtful of you. The armor does get hot and the mask doesn’t help. You reacted better than most. My neighbors just scream and run away. I think they are scared of rollers blades.
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velvethammer // May 1st 2007 at 3:32 pm
LOL I try to be gracious, when ever the atmosphere allows me to be so.
Oh my! Roller-blade-ophobics! The horror!
2 francinedddrunk // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I was wondering what some of the more mature members here do about dating. It seems much harder for older singles to find a mate, so I might be turning to online dating for older singles.

, squat on a barstool, order a drink
get drunk
and cross your fingers.
any suggestions? thanks.
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Go to the nearest bar
And no I did not edit the spammers name. It is as is. Oddly enough. - VH LMAO
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