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Candidate Offers Solution to East Gate Stalemate

Wanting to ensure that winter recreation will not be hampered on the newly reconstructed Sylvan Pass, Congressional Candidate Mark Gordon, an alleged Republican, has offered an amazing solution that he will present at the next East Gate meeting in Billings, MT in June. Continue Reading »

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On Aug. 19, I’m voting…

… for Gary  Trauner. It’s  a tough  choice, but, please read my explanation and everything will make perfect sense. I promise. Continue Reading »

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Little-Known Event of Clinton’s Wyoming Visit

Some things just don’t get a lot of coverage until well after the fact. Such is the case with this story. I just heard it the other day and figured, you, my loyal readers, would enjoy reading it. Continue Reading »

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Wolves, Grizzlies Split Endorsement

Almost as inevitable as the Democrats not having secured a nominee before the convention in Denver, the Wolves and Grizzlies, charter members of the Yellowstone Coalition of Carnivores, have parted ways on their endorsement. This as Democrat contenders Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama prepare to visit Wyoming ahead of the Democrat County conventions this Saturday. Continue Reading »

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Wolves, Grizzlies, Set to Endorse Obama

Coming on the paws of Obama’s recent Vegas Town Hall meeting, the Coalition of Yellowstone Carnivores announced plans to endorse Democrat Presidential Candidate Barack Obama:

Democrat Barack Obama says he won’t just be a president for the American people, but the animals too.

“What about animal rights?” a woman shouted out during the candidate’s town hall meeting outside Las Vegas Wednesday after he discussed issues that relate more to humans, like war, health care and the economy.

Obama responded that he cares about animal rights very much.

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Limbaugh Dreams of Living In Wyoming

My ears perked when heard Rush expound Wednesday afternoon:

Now, frankly, I have a fantasy. Wouldn’t it be just fun, wouldn’t it be fascinating if there were no polls, no pre-election polls whatsoever? Stop and think for a moment. It will never happen, I know, but stop and think if every election, primary or general, had no polling in it, and you had no idea what your neighbors were thinking unless you asked them, but you couldn’t talk to everybody in the state. If you lived in New Hampshire, you couldn’t talk to everybody to find out what was going to happen. All you could do is talk to your friends and some of your neighbors. You wouldn’t have the slightest idea. It would be totally up to you and what you think: not joining the crowd, not opposing the crowd. It would be totally up to you. I think it would be fascinating. It’s a fantasy of mine.

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New Jersey Dem. Steps Out of His District

Sometimes I really wish some elected officials would just not say anything. I really try to let people have their opinions. I might disagree with them on moral, philosophical, political, or preferential reasons, but, hey, by all means, have your opinion. Even if I believe you’re wrong, I’ll try to convince you I’m right. Now, when we start talking about legislators and congresspeople, well, that’s a whole nother can of worms, and some of them are worms.

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Election Day Results for 2007

Yesterday was election day. Being an off-year election, I figured those that knew about it would get out and vote, and those that didn’t would just make a mess of everything if they did, so I didn’t post about it.

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John Edwards (D-NC) Discovers WVT

I was checking my Akismet caught spam folder and discovered this interesting comment waiting in que: Continue Reading »

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What’d You Expect for Picking a Conservative?

Remember back in June, our esteemed Democrat (moderate of course) Governor appointed conservative Republican Dr. John Barrasso to the U.S. Senate? What was the Governor thinking? Continue Reading »

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